turtlespeed 226 #1 September 7, 2010 . . . Some will appreciate the humor here - at least one will not . . . P 311, a dangerous new element. ~Discovery Announcement ~ The densest element in the known Universe has been found! Pelosium: A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium. Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311. These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. The symbol of Pelosium is PU. Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes. This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientist to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass. When catalyzed with money, Pelosium activates CNNadnausium, an element that radiates orders of magnitude more energy, albeit as incoherent noise, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons as Pelosium. THIS IS THE REASON THIS "LADY" HAS GOT TO BE KICKED OUT OF THE CONGRESS. KEEP THIS MOVING SO THAT MILLIONS WILL KNOW. THERE IS STRENGTH IN "PEOPLE POWER". REMINDER, IN CASE YOU FORGOT, OR DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW: The Queen's Jet (I will pass this on every time I receive it!) This is QUEEN PELOSI'S NEW JET!!! And the Democrats talk about Sarah's dresses??? Queen Pelosi wasn't happy with the small USAFC-20B jet, Gulf Stream III that comes with the Speaker's job ..... OH NO! Queen Pelosi was aggravated that this little jet had to stop to refuel, so she ordered a Big Fat, 200-seat, USAF C-32, Boeing 757 jet that could get her back to California without stopping! I understand that a former Speaker of the House, Newt Gingrich, flew commercial most of the time. Many, many legislators walked by and grinned with glee as Joe informed every one of what Queen Nancy's Big Fat Jet costs us, the hard working American tax payers, literally thousands of gallons of fuel every week. Since she only works 3 days a week, this gas guzzling jet gets fueled and she flies home to California every Friday and returns every Monday, at a cost to the taxpayers (YOU and ME are those taxpayers!) of about $60,000, one way! As Joe put it ...."Unfortunately we have to pay to bring her back on Monday night and that costs us another $60,000!" Taxpayers, that is $480,000 per month and that is an annual cost to us of$5,760,000!!! No wonder she complains about the cost of this war ... it might cramp her style that she is styling on my back and yours. I think of the military families in this country doing without and this woman, who heads up the most corrupt Congress in the history of our country, keeps fueling that jet while doing nothing. Queen Pelosi wants you and me to conserve our carbon footprint. She wants us to buy smaller cars and Obama wants us to get a bicycle pump and air up our tires. Who do these people think they are??? Their motto is ...Don't do as I do ... JUST DO AS I SAY! This is outrageous, forward it to all those on your email list! Keep in mind the figures above do NOT include the cost of plane or crew...just the fuel!!! One has to wonder what the total package costs us? And on top of that ... now she wants to tax our IRA's & 401K's! I know where I would like to put my footprint!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #2 September 7, 2010 How can I possibly appreciate this though? The "joke" is old, stale and has been applied to a number of people; not just Pelosi. You might as well post "Why did the Pelosi cross the road? To get to the other side." It makes about as much sense.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #3 September 7, 2010 QuoteHow can I possibly appreciate this though? The "joke" is old, stale and has been applied to a number of people; not just Pelosi. few of them have a name that can be turned into an element with only -um. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #4 September 7, 2010 QuoteQuoteHow can I possibly appreciate this though? The "joke" is old, stale and has been applied to a number of people; not just Pelosi. few of them have a name that can be turned into an element with only -um. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bushium http://windinthewire.blogspot.com/2007/02/physicists-discover-new-element.html I rest my case.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 September 7, 2010 Quote . . . Some will appreciate the humor here - at least one will not . . . See.How many have a plane like hers?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #6 September 7, 2010 Quote Quote . . . Some will appreciate the humor here - at least one will not . . . See.How many have a plane like hers? Pretty much every Speaker of the House since airplanes have been a common means of transportations. The seat she occupies is 3rd in line of succession; it's not unreasonable.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #7 September 7, 2010 QuoteQuoteQuoteHow can I possibly appreciate this though? The "joke" is old, stale and has been applied to a number of people; not just Pelosi. few of them have a name that can be turned into an element with only -um. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bushium http://windinthewire.blogspot.com/2007/02/physicists-discover-new-element.html I rest my case. that requires -ium to be added. two syllables versus one, as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #8 September 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote . . . Some will appreciate the humor here - at least one will not . . . See.How many have a plane like hers? Pretty much every Speaker of the House since airplanes have been a common means of transportations. The seat she occupies is 3rd in line of succession; it's not unreasonable. REALLY? Not unreasonable? I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #9 September 7, 2010 QuoteQuoteQuoteQuoteHow can I possibly appreciate this though? The "joke" is old, stale and has been applied to a number of people; not just Pelosi. few of them have a name that can be turned into an element with only -um. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bushium http://windinthewire.blogspot.com/2007/02/physicists-discover-new-element.html I rest my case. that requires -ium to be added. two syllables versus one, as well. -snore...quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #10 September 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote . . . Some will appreciate the humor here - at least one will not . . . See.How many have a plane like hers? Pretty much every Speaker of the House since airplanes have been a common means of transportations. The seat she occupies is 3rd in line of succession; it's not unreasonable. REALLY? Not unreasonable? Correct, my green friend. As odious as it might be to you personally, if something ever happens to the President and Vice President, people are going to want the 3rd in line to be safe and not have to refuel on her way back from her home state en route to the nation's capital. It's not about the Person; it's about the chair she sits in and the chair she has the potential to sit in. If people can't see that, I can't help them.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #11 September 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote . . . Some will appreciate the humor here - at least one will not . . . See.How many have a plane like hers? Pretty much every Speaker of the House since airplanes have been a common means of transportations. The seat she occupies is 3rd in line of succession; it's not unreasonable. REALLY? Not unreasonable? Correct, my green friend. As odious as it might be to you personally, if something ever happens to the President and Vice President, people are going to want the 3rd in line to be safe and not have to refuel on her way back from her home state en route to the nation's capital. It's not about the Person; it's about the chair she sits in and the chair she has the potential to sit in. If people can't see that, I can't help them. Her supporters are beyond help, I agree.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #12 September 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote . . . Some will appreciate the humor here - at least one will not . . . See.How many have a plane like hers? Pretty much every Speaker of the House since airplanes have been a common means of transportations. The seat she occupies is 3rd in line of succession; it's not unreasonable. REALLY? Not unreasonable? Correct, my green friend. As odious as it might be to you personally, if something ever happens to the President and Vice President, people are going to want the 3rd in line to be safe and not have to refuel on her way back from her home state en route to the nation's capital. It's not about the Person; it's about the chair she sits in and the chair she has the potential to sit in. If people can't see that, I can't help them. Her supporters are beyond help, I agree. As I said, it's not about the person; it's about the chair.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #13 September 7, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote . . . Some will appreciate the humor here - at least one will not . . . See.How many have a plane like hers? Pretty much every Speaker of the House since airplanes have been a common means of transportations. The seat she occupies is 3rd in line of succession; it's not unreasonable. REALLY? Not unreasonable? Correct, my green friend. As odious as it might be to you personally, if something ever happens to the President and Vice President, people are going to want the 3rd in line to be safe and not have to refuel on her way back from her home state en route to the nation's capital. It's not about the Person; it's about the chair she sits in and the chair she has the potential to sit in. If people can't see that, I can't help them. Her supporters are beyond help, I agree. As I said, it's not about the person; it's about the chair. and our money . . . or rather money that could go to welfare . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #14 September 7, 2010 Quote "Why did the Pelosi cross the road? To get to the other side." BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #15 September 7, 2010 Quoteand our money . . . or rather money that could go to welfare . . . I'd rather our money not be spent on corporate welfare, but it's a more complex issue than simply my wishes.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skipbelt 0 #16 September 8, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote . . . Some will appreciate the humor here - at least one will not . . . See.How many have a plane like hers? Pretty much every Speaker of the House since airplanes have been a common means of transportations. The seat she occupies is 3rd in line of succession; it's not unreasonable. REALLY?Not unreasonable? Correct, my green friend. As odious as it might be to you personally, if something ever happens to the President and Vice President, people are going to want the 3rd in line to be safe and not have to refuel on her way back from her home state en route to the nation's capital.It's not about the Person; it's about the chair she sits in and the chair she has the potential to sit in.If people can't see that, I can't help them. Her supporters are beyond help, I agree. As I said, it's not about the person; it's about the chair. and our money . . . or rather money that could go to welfare . . . you forget to mention queen pelosi attended sam houston institute (of) technology !as for queen pelosi being 3rd in line ? shouldn't she wait to get to number one before getting presidential perqs? as far as i'm concerned she's number two. by the way the gulfstream III's range is intercontinental , so trans continental is no problem . the problem is she wanted to take her royal entourage . you know like they do in air force 1 ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #17 September 8, 2010 QuoteQuoteand our money . . . or rather money that could go to welfare . . . I'd rather our money not be spent on corporate welfare, but it's a more complex issue than simply my wishes. You are correct when you say that she ranks her own private aircraft. Your argument falls apart when you say she ranks a 757. A Gulf stream III is just fine. Are you really going to try to tell me that she is in danger when she stops at an Air Force base to refuel?"There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 September 8, 2010 Quote Quote Quote and our money . . . or rather money that could go to welfare . . . I'd rather our money not be spent on corporate welfare, but it's a more complex issue than simply my wishes. You are correct when you say that she ranks her own private aircraft. Your argument falls apart when you say she ranks a 757. A Gulf stream III is just fine. Are you really going to try to tell me that she is in danger when she stops at an Air Force base to refuel? WHY would she have to refuel?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #19 September 8, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote and our money . . . or rather money that could go to welfare . . . I'd rather our money not be spent on corporate welfare, but it's a more complex issue than simply my wishes. You are correct when you say that she ranks her own private aircraft. Your argument falls apart when you say she ranks a 757. A Gulf stream III is just fine. Are you really going to try to tell me that she is in danger when she stops at an Air Force base to refuel? WHY would she have to refuel? I forgot, the democrats have aircraft powered by unicorn tears courtesy of Al gore"There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skipbelt 0 #20 September 8, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote and our money . . . or rather money that could go to welfare . . . I'd rather our money not be spent on corporate welfare, but it's a more complex issue than simply my wishes. You are correct when you say that she ranks her own private aircraft. Your argument falls apart when you say she ranks a 757. A Gulf stream III is just fine. Are you really going to try to tell me that she is in danger when she stops at an Air Force base to refuel? WHY would she have to refuel? EXACTLY ! with the libs it's never what's right or wrong , it's what's on the agenda ! her agenda is a heavy coating of gold on her assets. and i would appreciate any further comments on this topic refer back to my PREVIOUS post . impeccable if i do say so myself ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #21 September 8, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote and our money . . . or rather money that could go to welfare . . . I'd rather our money not be spent on corporate welfare, but it's a more complex issue than simply my wishes. You are correct when you say that she ranks her own private aircraft. Your argument falls apart when you say she ranks a 757. A Gulf stream III is just fine. Are you really going to try to tell me that she is in danger when she stops at an Air Force base to refuel? WHY would she have to refuel? I forgot, the democrats have aircraft powered by unicorn tears courtesy of Al gore You might want to remember this when you are forgetting Al Gore's tears . . . Distance Capabilty 4000NM Costbetween 2 and 4 million and that is just the GS3 Isn't 12 people enough to escort her?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skipbelt 0 #22 September 8, 2010 would SOMEONE please quote reply 16 ? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DanG 1 #23 September 8, 2010 Do we have to do the fucking Pelosi plane thing again? This is at least the third time. I can't stand Pelosi. She's shrill and annoying and I believe a unneccesarily confrontational pedagogue. But the stupid jet thing is tired. - Dan G Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #24 September 8, 2010 Quote.. the stupid jet thing is tired. Don't worry. There's a fair chance that these bleeding heart greenies here in SC won't bring up the Speaker's jet come December. Theyll be too busy defending the conservatives as they get back to growing the federal government. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 2 #25 September 8, 2010 Quote How can I possibly appreciate this though? The "joke" is old, stale and has been applied to a number of people; not just Pelosi. You might as well post "Why did the Pelosi cross the road? To get to the other side." It makes about as much sense. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
