Man Already Knows Everything He Needs To Know About Americans

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Tehran, Iran — Local man Faisal Hazari told reporters Wednesday that his deliberately limited grasp of American history and culture was still more than sufficient to shape his views of the entire United States.

Hazari, 48, said he had absolutely no interest in exposing himself to further knowledge of American civilization or putting his sweeping opinions into a broader context of any kind, and confirmed he was "perfectly happy" to make a handful of emotionally charged words the basis of his mistrust toward all members of the world's most powerful nation.

"I learned all that really matters about America on 3/20/03," Hazari said in reference to the American "shock and awe" terrorist attacks on Iraq, undertaken by just a few men from amongst America's 300 million population. "What more do I need to know to stigmatize Americans everywhere as inherently violent pigs?"...

This is so funny and at the same time so true. How many crazy Extremist Left-Wingers on here sound like this guy?

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How many crazy Extremist Left-Wingers on here sound like this guy?

Maybe two.

- Dan G

[skyrider 0]

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How many crazy Extremist Left-Wingers on here sound like this guy?

Maybe two.

Is "A" and "L" too much of a hint?

[turtlespeed 226]

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How many crazy Extremist Left-Wingers on here sound like this guy?

Maybe two.

I'll go with 6 . . .
A, L, D, R, J, D

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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How many crazy Extremist Left-Wingers on here sound like this guy?

Maybe two.

I'll go with 6 . . .
A, L, D, R, J, D

You two should get a room... you are doing such a good job of cirlce jerkin....

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How many crazy Extremist Left-Wingers on here sound like this guy?

Maybe two.

I'll go with 6 . . .
A, L, D, R, J, D

You two should get a room... you are doing such a good job of cirlce jerkin....

You might want to go look up the definition.

As usual you appear to be as misinformed as a muslim extremist wanting his 72 virgins.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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This is so funny and at the same time so true. How many crazy Extremist Left-Wingers on here sound like this guy?

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This is so funny and at the same time so true. How many crazy Extremist Left-Wingers on here sound like this guy?

About the same number as the loony Right wingers on here.

Please don't let the facts get in the way of a good argument.

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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This is so funny and at the same time so true. How many crazy Extremist Left-Wingers on here sound like this guy?

About the same number as the loony Right wingers on here.

Please don't let the facts get in the way of a good argument.

Well we all know YOU dont

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if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
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