Amazon 7 #1 August 31, 2010 Texas Vows To Reclaim Title Of Most Regressive State AUSTIN, TX—Following a series of embarrassingly backward laws recently enacted in Arizona, Texas governor Rick Perry pledged Wednesday to do everything in his power to reestablish his state as the most regressive in the nation. "I commend Arizona for its commitment to exceedingly draconian social policies, but [Arizona Governor] Jan Brewer should know that we still have some real doozies up our sleeve," said Perry, referring to Arizona's passage of the strictest immigration law in recent U.S. history, as well as its measures allowing concealed weapons to be carried without a permit and banning ethnic studies programs in public schools. "Don't forget, we just put an ultraconservative stamp on our educational curriculum that's going to affect the textbooks the whole country uses, and I'm still the only governor nutso enough to float secession. Mark my words, we'll be back and more fucked up than ever!" Sources close to Perry said that Texas may soon start storing undocumented migrant workers in dog cages while courts decide their immigration status, though Arizona plans to counter with a giant cannon that will be used to shoot anyone with a skin tone darker than ochre who crosses the border from Mexico Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #2 August 31, 2010 Quote Texas Vows To Reclaim Title Of Most Regressive State AUSTIN, TX—Following a series of embarrassingly backward laws recently enacted in Arizona, Texas governor Rick Perry pledged Wednesday to do everything in his power to reestablish his state as the most regressive in the nation. "I commend Arizona for its commitment to exceedingly draconian social policies, but [Arizona Governor] Jan Brewer should know that we still have some real doozies up our sleeve," said Perry, referring to Arizona's passage of the strictest immigration law in recent U.S. history, as well as its measures allowing concealed weapons to be carried without a permit and banning ethnic studies programs in public schools. "Don't forget, we just put an ultraconservative stamp on our educational curriculum that's going to affect the textbooks the whole country uses, and I'm still the only governor nutso enough to float secession. Mark my words, we'll be back and more fucked up than ever!" Sources close to Perry said that Texas may soon start storing undocumented migrant workers in dog cages while courts decide their immigration status, though Arizona plans to counter with a giant cannon that will be used to shoot anyone with a skin tone darker than ochre who crosses the border from Mexico Rick Perry is also, on the ballot in November. Not only is he a 'show-boat' but for years, he has been quietly having 'super highways' built in this state and taking private lands to do it, so as to open vast truck traffic from Mexico so that we can be flooded with more Chinese 'junk'. Perry is also the one who was pushing a bill to have young girls injected with an un-tested (cancer) drug. Thank God, that was put-down! The guy is spending ridiculous amounts of money on a lavish home (at our expense) in Austin while the 'governor's Mansion' is being repaired after a fire. I could go on and on about Rick Perry... these are just some of the highlights. He's an egotistical, self-serving jerk! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #3 August 31, 2010 You know there are democRATS in Texas as well. Perhaps you can come down here and learn a bit about the state rather than constantly running your fingers talking shit about something to which you have no fucking clue. Besides there are more to people than just which political party they abide by. There are even good people who would lay their life on the line to save someone else no matter what stupid ass political party they adhere to. Of course since you will only sit there and sling mud, whine and complain about people's political backgrounds you are just the same as the KKK. Go get a fucking life. The next comment will be; Billvon: Your one warning cut it out Any takers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #4 August 31, 2010 Quote You know there are democRATS in Texas as well. Perhaps you can come down here and learn a bit about the state rather than constantly running your fingers talking shit about something to which you have no fucking clue. Besides there are more to people than just which political party they abide by. There are even good people who would lay their life on the line to save someone else no matter what stupid ass political party they adhere to. Of course since you will only sit there and sling mud, whine and complain about people's political backgrounds you are just the same as the KKK. Go get a fucking life. The next comment will be; Billvon: Your one warning cut it out Any takers? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE You are crackin me up here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #5 September 1, 2010 Quote You know there are democRATS in Texas as well. Perhaps you can come down here and learn a bit about the state rather than constantly running your fingers talking shit about something to which you have no fucking clue. Besides there are more to people than just which political party they abide by. There are even good people who would lay their life on the line to save someone else no matter what stupid ass political party they adhere to. Of course since you will only sit there and sling mud, whine and complain about people's political backgrounds you are just the same as the KKK. Go get a fucking life. The next comment will be; Billvon: Your one warning cut it out Any takers? DUUUUUUUUUDE... you did not click on the link did ya BUT..as I thought... some of you guys would blow a gasket...your response is pricelessOh and I have a pretty awsum life Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #6 September 1, 2010 Quote BUT..as I thought... some of you guys would blow a gasket...your response is priceless Well, well, well, thank you for admitting that you are just trolling for heated reactions. At least you are honest. This shows the credibility and your motivations for all your posts.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky... 0 #7 September 1, 2010 I didn't know they lost it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #8 September 1, 2010 I read thelink and it must've triggered some repressed anger toward our governor. I feel better. Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #9 September 1, 2010 QuoteWell, well, well, thank you for admitting that you are just trolling for heated reactions. At least you are honest. This shows the credibility and your motivations for all your posts. Coming form the king of trolling, that is pretty funny. The far majority of your posts on dropzone.com have no value and are purely intended to ellicit a response. Pretty much the definition of trolling. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 September 1, 2010 QuoteQuoteWell, well, well, thank you for admitting that you are just trolling for heated reactions. At least you are honest. This shows the credibility and your motivations for all your posts. Coming form the king of trolling, that is pretty funny. The far majority of your posts on dropzone.com have no value and are purely intended to ellicit a response. Pretty much the definition of trolling. Uh huh.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #11 September 1, 2010 Quote Quote BUT..as I thought... some of you guys would blow a gasket...your response is priceless Well, well, well, thank you for admitting that you are just trolling for heated reactions. At least you are honest. This shows the credibility and your motivations for all your posts. And the HUMORLESS one shows up... as allways leading the clueless Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
funjumper101 15 #12 September 1, 2010 QuoteYou know there are democRATS in Texas as well. Perhaps you can come down here and learn a bit about the state rather than constantly running your fingers talking shit about something to which you have no fucking clue. Besides there are more to people than just which political party they abide by. There are even good people who would lay their life on the line to save someone else no matter what stupid ass political party they adhere to. Of course since you will only sit there and sling mud, whine and complain about people's political backgrounds you are just the same as the KKK. Go get a fucking life. The next comment will be; Billvon: Your one warning cut it out Any takers? Are Right Wing Conservatives too stupid to comprehend the most excellent news source called "The Onion"? The answer is YES, WE ARE!!! and proud of it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #13 September 1, 2010 QuoteAre Right Wing Conservatives too stupid to comprehend the most excellent news source called "The Onion"? The answer is YES, WE ARE!!! and proud of it. Actually, the only poster that has thought Onion was a valid site was one of yours - Lucky, step up and take a bow!!!Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites