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Glenn Beck, the Huffington Post, and Rudyard Kipling

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The Trailer For Glenn Beck's New Book Is Just As Nuts As You'd Expect (VIDEO)

For some reason, Glenn Beck has written a thriller, 'The Overton Window.' And for some weirder reason, it has a trailer (though to be fair, this is more like a teaser). Needless to say, it's just as crazy and ridiculous as you'd expected it to be.

The content of said trailer ups the ante with each over-the-top line. Upon hearing that Beck had written a thriller, it's easy to assume it's a thrill-ride about a chalkboard who was kidnapped because it loved America too much. Obviously.

But that'd be wayyyy off. With lines like "The dog returns to his vomit" and "The burnt fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the fire," it's very clear what this book is about. Nothing.



I thought this was too much fun. The trailer is simply quoting lines from Rudyard Kipling's Gods of the Copybook Headings.

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UPDATE: This was not meant to imply that Beck wrote the lines used in the trailer. They are from a Rudyard Kipling poem, "The Gods of the Copybook Headings."


witty subliminal message
Guard your honor, let your reputation fall where it will, and outlast the bastards.
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Before today, it would never have occurred to me to use the names Glenn Beck and Rudyard Kipling in the same sentence. This planet is weird.



A lot of things don't occur to you.[:/]
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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Before today, it would never have occurred to me to use the names Glenn Beck and Rudyard Kipling in the same sentence. This planet is weird.



A lot of things don't occur to you.[:/]


That hadn't occurred to me.


Hi Captain Obvious!
How are you?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Before today, it would never have occurred to me to use the names Glenn Beck and Rudyard Kipling in the same sentence. This planet is weird.



A lot of things don't occur to you.[:/]


That hadn't occurred to me.


Hi Captain Obvious!
How are you?


Obviously I'm in fine fettle.

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Before today, it would never have occurred to me to use the names Glenn Beck and Rudyard Kipling in the same sentence. This planet is weird.



A lot of things don't occur to you.[:/]


That hadn't occurred to me.


Hi Captain Obvious!
How are you?


Obviously I'm in fine fettle.


Obviously? No. Sorry.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Before today, it would never have occurred to me to use the names Glenn Beck and Rudyard Kipling in the same sentence. This planet is weird.



A lot of things don't occur to you.[:/]


That hadn't occurred to me.


Hi Captain Obvious!
How are you?


Obviously I'm in fine fettle.


Obviously? No. Sorry.


You're forgiven.

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Before today, it would never have occurred to me to use the names Glenn Beck and Rudyard Kipling in the same sentence. This planet is weird.



A lot of things don't occur to you.[:/]


That hadn't occurred to me.


Hi Captain Obvious!
How are you?


Obviously I'm in fine fettle.


Obviously? No. Sorry.


You're forgiven.


Thank you.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Your(both of you) posts indicate that you neither skydive enough nor mutually masturbate with enough regularity.



Well I do have a duel personality.:)
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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