A Bit of Poetry

[catfishhunter 2]

POEM - Illegal Immigrants


I cross river,
Poor and broke,

Take bus,
See employment folk.

Nice man
Treat me good in there,
Say I need
Go see Welfare.

Welfare say,
'You come no more,

We send cash
Right to your door.'

Welfare checks,
They make you wealthy,

Medicaid
It keep you healthy!

By and by,
Got plenty money,

Thanks to you, TAXPAYER dummy.

Write to friends
In motherland,

Tell them
'come, fast as you can'

They come in buses
And Ford trucks,

I buy big house
With welfare bucks.

They come here,
We live together,

More welfare checks,
It gets better!

Fourteen families,
They moving in,

But neighbor's patience
Wearing thin.

Finally, white guy
Moves away,
..
I buy his house,
And then I say,

'Find more aliens
For house to rent.'

In my yard
I put a tent.

Send for family
They just trash,
...
But they, too,
Draw welfare cash!

Everything is
Very good,
Soon we own
Whole neighborhood.

We have hobby
It called breeding,

Welfare pay
For baby feeding.

Kids need dentist?
Wife need pills?

We get free!
We got no bills!

TAXPAYER crazy!
He pay all year,
To keep welfare
Running here.

We think America
Darn good place!
Too darn good
For white man race.

If they no like us,
They can go,
Got lots of room
In Mexico .

MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT
Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose.

[quade 4]

Your understanding of employment, welfare and Medicaid is truly astounding.

Opps! Wait, YOU didn't write this. Sorry, you just copied and pasted it.

The first hit I got on the Google search was this;
http://www.stormfront.org/forum/t366308/

Explains quite a bit.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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Your understanding of employment, welfare and Medicaid is truly astounding.

Opps! Wait, YOU didn't write this. Sorry, you just copied and pasted it.

The first hit I got on the Google search was this;
http://www.stormfront.org/forum/t366308/

Explains quite a bit.

Lost your sense of humor again didn't you?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Your understanding of employment, welfare and Medicaid is truly astounding.
Opps! Wait, YOU didn't write this. Sorry, you just copied and pasted it.
The first hit I got on the Google search was this;
http://www.stormfront.org/forum/t366308/
Explains quite a bit.

Lost your sense of humor again didn't you?

When it comes to racist jokes; I suppose so.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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Your understanding of employment, welfare and Medicaid is truly astounding.
Opps! Wait, YOU didn't write this. Sorry, you just copied and pasted it.
The first hit I got on the Google search was this;
http://www.stormfront.org/forum/t366308/
Explains quite a bit.

Lost your sense of humor again didn't you?

When it comes to racist jokes; I suppose so.

I didn't realize that illegal was a race.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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I didn't realize that illegal was a race.

I didn't realize you didn't read the first and last lines of the "poem."

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[CanuckInUSA 0]

Since when is Mexico a race?
Heck Mexican is not even a race.
It's a nationality.

Not only is the race card used too often,
it is also oftenly used incorrectly.

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

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Since when is Mexico a race?
Heck Mexican is not even a race.
It's a nationality.

Not only is the race card used too often,
it is also oftenly used incorrectly.

Dammit - I had that hook baited so well, and I was just about to set it!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[catfishhunter 2]

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Your understanding of employment, welfare and Medicaid is truly astounding.

Opps! Wait, YOU didn't write this. Sorry, you just copied and pasted it.

The first hit I got on the Google search was this;
http://www.stormfront.org/forum/t366308/

Explains quite a bit.

roflmao quade your opinion on ANYTHING means less then zero to me but you are entertaining

MAKE EVERY DAY COUNT
Life is Short and we never know how long we are going to have. We must live life to the fullest EVERY DAY. Everything we do should have a greater purpose.

[wmw999 2,589]

Interesting how people are only talking about the follow-on, and not refuting Quade's original post (i.e. saying that the poem shows a stunning lack of knowledge about employment, welfare, and Medicaid).

Ooh -- look -- something shiny!

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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Interesting how people are only talking about the follow-on, and not refuting Quade's original post (i.e. saying that the poem shows a stunning lack of knowledge about employment, welfare, and Medicaid).

Ooh -- look -- something shiny!

Wendy P.

It was a parody.

Do you think cartoons are the way that people really look?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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It was a parody.

A parody of who? Or are you using some definition of the word parody that isn't in the dictionary?

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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A parody (pronounced /ˈpærədiː/; also called send-up or spoof), in contemporary usage, is a work created to mock, comment on, or poke fun at an original work, its subject, author, style, or some other target, by means of humorous, satiric or ironic imitation.

In this case - The welfare system with regards to illegals.

I thought you were supposed to be smart.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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It's not a parody.

If you believe it is, then please point me to the original work upon which it is based.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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Here ya go

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Here ya go

I see. So you also believe illegal immigrants collect welfare payments?

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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Here ya go

I see. So you also believe illegal immigrants collect welfare payments?

It may be a myth, but since when is a parody 100% accurate?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Here ya go

I see. So you also believe illegal immigrants collect welfare payments?

It may be a myth, but since when is a parody 100% accurate?

So, rather than being called a parody, because, as I've already pointed out, it's not, let's call it a piece of bullshit based on a myth and as I linked to in my first response, propagated by racist web sites.

Awesome.

I'm glad you still think it's "funny" though.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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Here ya go

I see. So you also believe illegal immigrants collect welfare payments?

It may be a myth, but since when is a parody 100% accurate?

So, rather than being called a parody, because, as I've already pointed out, it's not, let's call it a piece of bullshit based on a myth and as I linked to in my first response, propagated by racist web sites.

Awesome.

I'm glad you still think it's "funny" though.

It seems to be a free internet - well - "it ain't no damned democracy," So I guess you can call it what you want.

I'll call it a parody, because it is, and enjoy the irony. What is FUNNY is that you seem to think that just because you point something out, it becomes irrefutable law, when in fact, you are mistaken.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Here ya go

I see. So you also believe illegal immigrants collect welfare payments?

It may be a myth, but since when is a parody 100% accurate?

So, rather than being called a parody, because, as I've already pointed out, it's not, let's call it a piece of bullshit based on a myth and as I linked to in my first response, propagated by racist web sites.

Awesome.

I'm glad you still think it's "funny" though.

It seems to be a free internet - well - "it ain't no damned democracy," So I guess you can call it what you want.

I'll call it a parody, because it is, and enjoy the irony. What is FUNNY is that you seem to think that just because you point something out, it becomes irrefutable law, when in fact, you are mistaken.

You've already admitted it's a lie. You only think it funny because the lie fits your preconceived prejudices.

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

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I'll call it a parody, because it is, and enjoy the irony.

I think you'll also want to look up the word "irony."

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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You've already admitted it's a lie. You only think it funny because the lie fits your preconceived prejudices.

And the opposite goes as well.

I will absolutley admit that I am wholeheartedly against illegal immigration. If that qualifies as a predudice, then it is what it is.

Don't be so obtuse to think you don't have your own predudices either.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[BobMoore 0]

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I will absolutley admit that I am wholeheartedly against illegal immigration. If that qualifies as a predudice, then it is what it is.

Don't be so obtuse to think you don't have your own predudices either.

I'm predudiced against fat fingers.

"For you see, an airplane is an airplane. A landing area is a landing area. But a dropzone... a dropzone is the people."

[wmw999 2,589]

If it were written in the style of welfare laws, it would be a parody of the laws. As it is, it's a piece of political writing.

Either that, or what I'm writing now is wonderful literature, because I say so.

Hmmm -- that sounds good maybe I'll stick with wonderful literature

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[kallend 2,150]

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You've already admitted it's a lie. You only think it funny because the lie fits your preconceived prejudices.

And the opposite goes as well.

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No, I haven't admitted it as the truth, which would be the opposite, nor am I prejudiced in favor of illegal immigrants, which would also be the opposite. I am prejudiced against people who think lying to make a political point is funny.

You, OTOH, appear to find the lie to be funny because that lie does agree with your prejudices.

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.