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>that when the liberals post, it must be a lot like masturbation, without a
>happy ending.
And based on the inarticulate rage and frustration I see here lately, conservative posts sometimes seem more like constipation.


Your inclination for elitist and insulting comments seem more like someone with diarrhea.



I think both you guys ought to leave the metaphors to the professionals. They're both pretty shitty.



Crappy metaphors/similes, no argument there
People are sick and tired of being told that ordinary and decent people are fed up in this country with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am

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>that when the liberals post, it must be a lot like masturbation, without a
>happy ending.
And based on the inarticulate rage and frustration I see here lately, conservative posts sometimes seem more like constipation.


Your inclination for elitist and insulting comments seem more like someone with diarrhea.



I think both you guys ought to leave the metaphors to the professionals. They're both pretty shitty.



I'm getting a little tired of listening to all this crap.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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>that when the liberals post, it must be a lot like masturbation, without a
>happy ending.
And based on the inarticulate rage and frustration I see here lately, conservative posts sometimes seem more like constipation.


Your inclination for elitist and insulting comments seem more like someone with diarrhea.



I think both you guys ought to leave the metaphors to the professionals. They're both pretty shitty.



I'm getting a little tired of listening to all this crap.



Ya'll should fecal a truce.
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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>that when the liberals post, it must be a lot like masturbation, without a
>happy ending.
And based on the inarticulate rage and frustration I see here lately, conservative posts sometimes seem more like constipation.


Your inclination for elitist and insulting comments seem more like someone with diarrhea.


I think both you guys ought to leave the metaphors to the professionals. They're both pretty shitty.


I'm getting a little tired of listening to all this crap.


Ya'll should fecal a truce.



That it? You guys don't have enema?
quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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>that when the liberals post, it must be a lot like masturbation, without a
>happy ending.
And based on the inarticulate rage and frustration I see here lately, conservative posts sometimes seem more like constipation.


Your inclination for elitist and insulting comments seem more like someone with diarrhea.


I think both you guys ought to leave the metaphors to the professionals. They're both pretty shitty.


I'm getting a little tired of listening to all this crap.


Ya'll should fecal a truce.



That it? You guys don't have enema?



Conservatives specialize in anal retentive qualities.

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>that when the liberals post, it must be a lot like masturbation, without a
>happy ending.
And based on the inarticulate rage and frustration I see here lately, conservative posts sometimes seem more like constipation.


Your inclination for elitist and insulting comments seem more like someone with diarrhea.


I think both you guys ought to leave the metaphors to the professionals. They're both pretty shitty.


I'm getting a little tired of listening to all this crap.


Ya'll should fecal a truce.



That it? You guys don't have enema?



Conservatives specialize in anal retentive qualities.



That is because we end up wiping up after the liberals leave.
What say we flush the whole premise.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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>that when the liberals post, it must be a lot like masturbation, without a
>happy ending.
And based on the inarticulate rage and frustration I see here lately, conservative posts sometimes seem more like constipation.


Your inclination for elitist and insulting comments seem more like someone with diarrhea.


I think both you guys ought to leave the metaphors to the professionals. They're both pretty shitty.


I'm getting a little tired of listening to all this crap.


Ya'll should fecal a truce.


That it? You guys don't have enema?


Conservatives specialize in anal retentive qualities.



Well, I'm washing my hands of this whole mess. This constant Frueding is making me flushed.
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>that when the liberals post, it must be a lot like masturbation, without a
>happy ending.
And based on the inarticulate rage and frustration I see here lately, conservative posts sometimes seem more like constipation.


Your inclination for elitist and insulting comments seem more like someone with diarrhea.


I think both you guys ought to leave the metaphors to the professionals. They're both pretty shitty.


I'm getting a little tired of listening to all this crap.


Ya'll should fecal a truce.


That it? You guys don't have enema?


Conservatives specialize in anal retentive qualities.



Well, I'm washing my hands of this whole mess. This constant Frueding is making me flushed.



It seems you have developed flatuation of the fingertips against the keyboard.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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>that when the liberals post, it must be a lot like masturbation, without a
>happy ending.
And based on the inarticulate rage and frustration I see here lately, conservative posts sometimes seem more like constipation.


Your inclination for elitist and insulting comments seem more like someone with diarrhea.


I think both you guys ought to leave the metaphors to the professionals. They're both pretty shitty.


I'm getting a little tired of listening to all this crap.


Ya'll should fecal a truce.


That it? You guys don't have enema?


Conservatives specialize in anal retentive qualities.


Well, I'm washing my hands of this whole mess. This constant Frueding is making me flushed.


It seems you have developed flatuation of the fingertips against the keyboard.



Long way to go for that last one. This joke might be running out of gas.
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>that when the liberals post, it must be a lot like masturbation, without a
>happy ending.
And based on the inarticulate rage and frustration I see here lately, conservative posts sometimes seem more like constipation.


Your inclination for elitist and insulting comments seem more like someone with diarrhea.


I think both you guys ought to leave the metaphors to the professionals. They're both pretty shitty.


I'm getting a little tired of listening to all this crap.


Ya'll should fecal a truce.


That it? You guys don't have enema?


Conservatives specialize in anal retentive qualities.


Well, I'm washing my hands of this whole mess. This constant Frueding is making me flushed.


It seems you have developed flatuation of the fingertips against the keyboard.



Long way to go for that last one. This joke might be running out of gas.



Then by all means, lets clear the air then.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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>that when the liberals post, it must be a lot like masturbation, without a
>happy ending.
And based on the inarticulate rage and frustration I see here lately, conservative posts sometimes seem more like constipation.


Your inclination for elitist and insulting comments seem more like someone with diarrhea.


I think both you guys ought to leave the metaphors to the professionals. They're both pretty shitty.


I'm getting a little tired of listening to all this crap.


Ya'll should fecal a truce.


That it? You guys don't have enema?


Conservatives specialize in anal retentive qualities.


Well, I'm washing my hands of this whole mess. This constant Frueding is making me flushed.


It seems you have developed flatuation of the fingertips against the keyboard.



Long way to go for that last one. This joke might be running out of gas.



Then by all means, lets clear the air then.



This thread stinks all of a sudden.
I know it just wouldnt be right to kill all the stupid people that we meet..

But do you think it would be appropriate to just remove all of the warning labels and let nature take its course.

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With the oddball candidate pulling votes away from one or the other of the 'regular' candidates.



Why are you equating a multi party environement with "oddball candidate"?

The Netherlands for instance has at least 4 to 5 mainstream political parties, not oddball candidates. So, how does the centre get established in that environment?



We're speaking of the political situation in the US, not the Netherlands - *do* try to keep up.



So you have no clue....thanks for coming out.

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Liberal = someone who disagrees with me
Right Wing Conservative Nutjob = someone who disagrees with me

Since no one 100% agrees with me, they must therefore disagree with me on something. Thus, everyone but me is BOTH a Liberal and a Right Wing Conservative Nutjob.



Or as I like to say, everybody has their nuerosis.
" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

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The way I see it is, Liberals and Dimonocrats are the sheep and the
Republicans are the shepherds.
when the sheperd goes off to lunch, the sheep come out to play.
But the good republican shepherd always returns to guard his wayward flock



I'll agree that the republican is the shepherd, but more likely a canine shepherd which, if left alone in a pet store without control from its Lib owner, will eat and eat until its stomach bloats and it dies.:P

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The way I see it is, Liberals and Dimonocrats are the sheep and the
Republicans are the shepherds.
when the sheperd goes off to lunch, the sheep come out to play.
But the good republican shepherd always returns to guard his wayward flock



I'll agree that the republican is the shepherd, but more likely a canine shepherd which, if left alone in a pet store without control from its Lib owner, will eat and eat until its stomach bloats and it dies.:P


Going along your analogy - more like when the Chinese government, our new masters, leave us alone - we eat up all the sheep.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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With the oddball candidate pulling votes away from one or the other of the 'regular' candidates.



Why are you equating a multi party environement with "oddball candidate"?

The Netherlands for instance has at least 4 to 5 mainstream political parties, not oddball candidates. So, how does the centre get established in that environment?



We're speaking of the political situation in the US, not the Netherlands - *do* try to keep up.



So you have no clue....thanks for coming out.



So your 'example' had nothing to do with the post you answered - thanks for coming out.
Mike
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