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People Who Put Ketchup On Bratwursts...

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Rhys, don't sit on the fence on this one mate, tell us what you really thinkTongue



:DYou know me, No holds barred!

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Wow. I'm impressed that I was actually able to troll that successfully on something as basic as brats. I need to start food fights in here more often! CrazyAngelic



The brats have less to do with it than the attitude of what you said!
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I was just thinking about the title of your thread. Had you shortened 'bratwursts' to the more common term... someone would have taken it wrong and insuations of child abuse would've been brought-up and it could've gotten ugly!:D



DOH! Golden opportunity missed! :$

But thanks for the tip. I need to keep that in mind when I start my flame war on BBQ sauce next!

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I was just thinking about the title of your thread. Had you shortened 'bratwursts' to the more common term... someone would have taken it wrong and insuations of child abuse would've been brought-up and it could've gotten ugly!:D



DOH! Golden opportunity missed! :$

But thanks for the tip. I need to keep that in mind when I start my flame war on BBQ sauce next!


I don't know why but it just struck me as funny. Now, I'm anxious to see what you come-up with for BBQ-sauce!:D:D


Chuck

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Anyone who would seek to put down a person for putting ketchup on a sausage is a fucking dirty commie.



Wrongo! You see... ketchup is red. Red is the official color of Communism. Since I am anti-ketchup-on-bratwursts, that makes me anti-red, which in turn makes me a Mom, Pop, Apple Pie & Only Mustard & Kraut On Bratwursts Patriot kinda guy.

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Good brats are ruined by cooking in beer. ;)



You better add that winking face you motherfucker...


A bit touchy, are we? :o
I know a lot of people like beer brats. I like 'em too. But when I have a high-quality brat I want to taste the brat, not beer. To me it's like putting steak sauce on a perfectly grilled top quality t-bone steak.
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Nobody .. NOBODY tells me how to eat my grub ... especially foreign muck - Got it?




Fucking British, would'nt reconise a good meal even if it did came out as diharrea.

Curry DOES NOT come in a packet

Gone fishing

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the only "meat" ketchup belongs on is cheap, store brand, hot dogs.



Fuck that 'hot dog', processed shit, thats just lips, ears and assholes minced up with flour and stuffed coloured intestines, I like my 'tomato sauce' on good cuts of meat! not that offal shit ya'all eat every day.

lamb rack and filet steak!
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the only "meat" ketchup belongs on is cheap, store brand, hot dogs.



....and then only if mustard and/or relish are not available.
HAMMER:
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a
kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the
object we are trying to hit.

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Nobody .. NOBODY tells me how to eat my grub ... especially foreign muck - Got it?




Fucking British, would'nt reconise a good meal even if it did came out as diharrea.

Curry DOES NOT come in a packet


Let it go already:P

I'll have you know that I don't do too bad... I cook with proper fresh ingredients and my ketchup comes out a glass bottle:P

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Step 1. Sear some good quality brats on all side

Step 2. Grill up some onions and peppers

Step 3. Moved said brats and veggies into an aluminum pan on the grill filled with beer.

Step 4. Simmer the mixture off of direct heat for about an hour

Step 5. Toast your buns

Step 6. Load a wiener into the buns and top with onions and peppers, THEN shoot anyone who adds any kind of condiment.



Now that's how to eat a brat.
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