Pizza vs Guns vs Strippers

[AggieDave 6]

Apparently if you want to hold up a pizza shop, the north east is the place. If you want to rob a stripper, heads towards Vegas.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x-FKwdGnxic/S28fvYclwpI/AAAAAAAAAC0/Q-N_iNNKrBQ/s1600-h/us_guns_pizza_strip_100122.jpg

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Remster 30]

I like how Montreal also has more strippers!

Remster

[AggieDave 6]

Sure, but strippers in Canadia? What, they take off their parka, what about their eye patch, do they leave that on?

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[millertime24 8]

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Apparently if you want to hold up a pizza shop, the north east is the place. If you want to rob a stripper, heads towards Vegas.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x-FKwdGnxic/S28fvYclwpI/AAAAAAAAAC0/Q-N_iNNKrBQ/s1600-h/us_guns_pizza_strip_100122.jpg

What about the guns? Where is the safest place to hold up a gun shop?

Muff #5048

[Remster 30]

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Sure, but strippers in Canadia? What, they take off their parka, what about their eye patch, do they leave that on?

How bout next time you visit Montreal, the 1st dance is on me... ;-)

Remster

[AggieDave 6]

Not here:

http://www.snopes.com/crime/dumdum/gunshop.asp

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[skycop 0]

Me likey pizza according to the map and my waist line. I likey guns too, never saw much point in strip clubs, too much money and you end up taking both your hands home.

"Just 'cause I'm simple, don't mean I'm stewpid!"

[AggieDave 6]

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Sure, but strippers in Canadia? What, they take off their parka, what about their eye patch, do they leave that on?

How bout next time you visit Montreal, the 1st dance is on me... ;-)

Fine, you can be the one slipping monopoly money into their knit cap and mittens...

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Remster 30]

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Sure, but strippers in Canadia? What, they take off their parka, what about their eye patch, do they leave that on?

How bout next time you visit Montreal, the 1st dance is on me... ;-)

Fine, you can be the one slipping monopoly money into their knit cap and mittens...

Its a tuque.


And, that's hot.

Remster

[millertime24 8]

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Not here:

http://www.snopes.com/crime/dumdum/gunshop.asp

Who the fuck robs anybody with a goddamn .22?!?! What a dumbass.

Its a good job the cop and the owner put that motherfucker in the ground.

Muff #5048

[ryoder 1,590]

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Apparently if you want to hold up a pizza shop, the north east is the place. If you want to rob a stripper, heads towards Vegas.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x-FKwdGnxic/S28fvYclwpI/AAAAAAAAAC0/Q-N_iNNKrBQ/s1600-h/us_guns_pizza_strip_100122.jpg

Pizza, guns, and strippers???
That combination sounds as arbitrary as alcohol, tobacco, and firearms.

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[Belgian_Draft 0]

Don't forget there are places (usually in the Bible belt, ironically) where you can purchase alcohol, tobacco, firearms, gasoline, fireworks, prescription drugs, and probably a lapdance...all in the same establishment.

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[StreetScooby 5]

That doesn't make them bad people...

We are all engines of karma

[masterrig 1]

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Don't forget there are places (usually in the Bible belt, ironically) where you can purchase alcohol, tobacco, firearms, gasoline, fireworks, prescription drugs, and probably a lapdance...all in the same establishment.

One-stop shopping!


Chuck

[Shotgun 1]

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Don't forget there are places (usually in the Bible belt, ironically) where you can purchase alcohol, tobacco, firearms, gasoline, fireworks, prescription drugs, and probably a lapdance...all in the same establishment.

I believe those places are called Walmart.

[ryoder 1,590]

This thread title reminds me of a Warren Zevon song;

"Send pizza, guns, and strippers..."

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[redlegphi 0]

Shall we buy guns, or shall we buy pizza? Or strippers? Guns will make us powerful, pizza will make us fat. And strippers? Um, blue balls I guess?

[popsjumper 2]

Thanks, Dave. You've got me bamboozled. At this point in time, I can't figure out which I'd rather have in front of me.

I can eat two of the three...eating a gun is not a good idea.

I can have sex with two of the three...having sex with a pizza does nothing for me.

I can shoot two of the three...shooting a stripper is not only a bad idea, it's a waste of good food.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
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