AggieDave 6 #1 April 14, 2010 Apparently if you want to hold up a pizza shop, the north east is the place. If you want to rob a stripper, heads towards Vegas. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x-FKwdGnxic/S28fvYclwpI/AAAAAAAAAC0/Q-N_iNNKrBQ/s1600-h/us_guns_pizza_strip_100122.jpg--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #2 April 14, 2010 I like how Montreal also has more strippers! Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #3 April 14, 2010 Sure, but strippers in Canadia? What, they take off their parka, what about their eye patch, do they leave that on? --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #4 April 14, 2010 Quote Apparently if you want to hold up a pizza shop, the north east is the place. If you want to rob a stripper, heads towards Vegas.http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x-FKwdGnxic/S28fvYclwpI/AAAAAAAAAC0/Q-N_iNNKrBQ/s1600-h/us_guns_pizza_strip_100122.jpg What about the guns? Where is the safest place to hold up a gun shop?Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #5 April 14, 2010 Quote Sure, but strippers in Canadia? What, they take off their parka, what about their eye patch, do they leave that on? How bout next time you visit Montreal, the 1st dance is on me... ;-)Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 April 14, 2010 Not here: http://www.snopes.com/crime/dumdum/gunshop.asp--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycop 0 #7 April 14, 2010 Me likey pizza according to the map and my waist line. I likey guns too, never saw much point in strip clubs, too much money and you end up taking both your hands home. "Just 'cause I'm simple, don't mean I'm stewpid!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #8 April 14, 2010 Quote Quote Sure, but strippers in Canadia? What, they take off their parka, what about their eye patch, do they leave that on? How bout next time you visit Montreal, the 1st dance is on me... ;-) Fine, you can be the one slipping monopoly money into their knit cap and mittens... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #9 April 14, 2010 Quote Quote Quote Sure, but strippers in Canadia? What, they take off their parka, what about their eye patch, do they leave that on? How bout next time you visit Montreal, the 1st dance is on me... ;-) Fine, you can be the one slipping monopoly money into their knit cap and mittens... Its a tuque. And, that's hot. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #10 April 14, 2010 Quote Not here: http://www.snopes.com/crime/dumdum/gunshop.asp Who the fuck robs anybody with a goddamn .22?!?! What a dumbass.Its a good job the cop and the owner put that motherfucker in the ground.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #11 April 14, 2010 Quote Apparently if you want to hold up a pizza shop, the north east is the place. If you want to rob a stripper, heads towards Vegas.http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_x-FKwdGnxic/S28fvYclwpI/AAAAAAAAAC0/Q-N_iNNKrBQ/s1600-h/us_guns_pizza_strip_100122.jpg Pizza, guns, and strippers???That combination sounds as arbitrary as alcohol, tobacco, and firearms."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Belgian_Draft 0 #12 April 14, 2010 Don't forget there are places (usually in the Bible belt, ironically) where you can purchase alcohol, tobacco, firearms, gasoline, fireworks, prescription drugs, and probably a lapdance...all in the same establishment. HAMMER: Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the object we are trying to hit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #13 April 14, 2010 That doesn't make them bad people...We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
masterrig 1 #14 April 14, 2010 Quote Don't forget there are places (usually in the Bible belt, ironically) where you can purchase alcohol, tobacco, firearms, gasoline, fireworks, prescription drugs, and probably a lapdance...all in the same establishment. One-stop shopping! Chuck Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #15 April 14, 2010 Quote Don't forget there are places (usually in the Bible belt, ironically) where you can purchase alcohol, tobacco, firearms, gasoline, fireworks, prescription drugs, and probably a lapdance...all in the same establishment. I believe those places are called Walmart. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #16 April 15, 2010 This thread title reminds me of a Warren Zevon song; "Send pizza, guns, and strippers..." "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redlegphi 0 #17 April 15, 2010 Shall we buy guns, or shall we buy pizza? Or strippers? Guns will make us powerful, pizza will make us fat. And strippers? Um, blue balls I guess? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #18 April 16, 2010 Thanks, Dave. You've got me bamboozled. At this point in time, I can't figure out which I'd rather have in front of me. I can eat two of the three...eating a gun is not a good idea. I can have sex with two of the three...having sex with a pizza does nothing for me. I can shoot two of the three...shooting a stripper is not only a bad idea, it's a waste of good food.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites