Colbert Report to tackle Climate Science

[kallend 2,230]

On Comedy Central tonight.

Unfortunately I don't have cable but I expect a full report from you guys.

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[kelpdiver 2]

"Global warning is caused by bears."

[CanuckInUSA 0]

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"Global warning is caused by bears."

I thought it was caused by cows that farted. Maybe these bears you speak of are beer drinking bears. Maybe we should start taxing the bears. Everyone knows that Global Warming can easily be controlled by raising taxes and putting Carbon Trading dollars into Al Gore's pocket. Then again, maybe Al Gore is at fault with all that hot air coming out of him.

Try not to worry about the things you have no control over

[billvon 3,173]

>I thought it was caused by cows that farted. Maybe these bears you
>speak of are beer drinking bears. Maybe we should start taxing the
>bears. Everyone knows that Global Warming can easily be controlled by
>raising taxes and putting Carbon Trading dollars into Al Gore's pocket.
>Then again, maybe Al Gore is at fault with all that hot air coming out of
>him.

That's almost a Colbert-worthy rant right there. Well done. Throw in a few "God wants it this way" and you've got a winner.

[Andy9o8 3]

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Climate "Science"

Now there's a liberal oxymoron.

[tjm 0]

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"Global warning is caused by bears."

Actually global warming itself is half bear. Along with half man-pig.

If you're not living on the edge; you're taking up too much room!