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Tea Party, Coffee Party, Announcing the...

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OK. so...

We have two major parties, the Republican Party and the Democratic Party and four minor parties, the Independent Party, the Constitution Party, the Green Party and the Libertarian Party. And, according to Wikipedia, there are about twenty active micro parties:

America First Party
American Party
Boston Tea Party
Independence Party of America
Moderate Party
Modern Whig Party
Objectivist Party
Party for Socialism and Liberation
Peace and Freedom Party
Reform Party of the United States of America
Socialist Equality Party
Socialist Party USA
Socialist Workers Party
United States Marijuana Party
Unity Party of America
Workers World Party
Working Families Party

Now, if that's not enough, we have who appear to be Centrists with Republican leanings starting the "Tea Party" and Centrists with Democratic leanings starting the "Coffee Party." Now, the way I understand it most Tea Partiers are registered Republicans and most Coffee Partiers are registered Democrats. So, if we look thru the Wiki list, it would appear there is a party or several parties within a party that support some faction of that major party's micro belief. Evidently, it's not about belonging to a micro party within a major party; it's more about jumping on the latest and greatest something party that has the most media attention for the moment and before long, there will be so many new micro parties that the media will lose it's 15 second attention span for each party's 15 minutes in the spotlight.

So, I propose the following - A Beer Party. Our mission will be to enlighten the government as to the needs of the middle class. We need more TV channels on more mediums than just Dish, cable or fiber, but more importantly we need less chick flicks and more action hero movies. We need a Hooters on every corner and a Turbine DZ in every county. We need less Limbaughs, Hannity's, Becks and the other ten percent of political mouths from all parties to shut the fuck up and be removed from the airways and replaced with Boobie TV (I nominate Thanatos as Executive Producer).

So, I hereby announce that the first national meeting of the newly-formed Beer Party on Saturday, May 1st, at DZ's all across the nation and that day to be a National Holiday named, "I Don't Give a Shit About Politics Day." To participate, all one needs to do is show up at a DZ near you, bring lotsa beer and not discuss politics at all.

Wait, shit... we already do that. Welcome to the "Beer Party!!!"
Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard.

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>there are about twenty active micro parties:

>So, I propose the following - A Beer Party.

In keeping with the spirit of the event, it should be a micro brew beer party. Personally I endorse the Firestone Walker and Russian River parties.

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