climate change solution

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Innocent

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During what is known as the Little Ice Age, Innocent VIII, in his papal bull Summis desiderantes (5 December, 1484) instigated severe measures against magicians and witches in Germany. The grip of freezing weather, failing of crops, rising crime, and mass starvation was blamed on witches. He issued the bull to inquisitors Heinrich Kramer and Jacobus Sprenger, to systemize the persecution of witches.

Let's face it, there seems to be a lot of "theories" on
climate change. All these "solutions" do not seem to
be helping at all.

Why not review this proven method on a trial basis?
This was a win-win solution during the Little Ice Age
when extra heat was a bonus. A short-term and long-term solution.

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Innocent

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During what is known as the Little Ice Age, Innocent VIII, in his papal bull Summis desiderantes (5 December, 1484) instigated severe measures against magicians and witches in Germany. The grip of freezing weather, failing of crops, rising crime, and mass starvation was blamed on witches. He issued the bull to inquisitors Heinrich Kramer and Jacobus Sprenger, to systemize the persecution of witches.

Let's face it, there seems to be a lot of "theories" on
climate change. All these "solutions" do not seem to
be helping at all.

Why not review this proven method on a trial basis?
This was a win-win solution during the Little Ice Age
when extra heat was a bonus. A short-term and long-term solution.

Yup I think that is such a good idea.. turn the government back over to theologians.. so they can warm things up by bringing back buring at the stake for having a black cat....yeah.. thats the ticket.

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We need a solution that will cool the global warming process.
What if they went back to wearing those famous brass bras?

I hear that there is nothing colder than those.

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We need a solution that will cool the global warming process.
What if they went back to wearing those famous brass bras?

I hear that there is nothing colder than those.

Short term... you get a little warming.. but long term they are no longer here on Earth to fart and breathe and add all those greenhouse gases.

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>Why not review this proven method on a trial basis?

Well, to see if the same thing still holds, we'd have to allow witches again. They'd bring average temperatures down. Then once it gets too cold you start burning them again and whatnot, and you adjust the number of witches burned to maintain a certain temperature. Sort of a high tech/dark ages thermostat. (Witchistat?)

That and bring a few pirates back.