Amazon 7 #1 December 26, 2009 Is the guy in custody in Detroit a terrorist.he does have one of those scary muslim names...and he tried to light off a bomb...or just another nutter looking for attention. "http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/12/26/airline.attack/index.html" Romulus, Michigan (CNN) -- A Nigerian man is "talking a lot" to the FBI, said a senior U.S. official, after what the United States believes was an attempted terrorist attack on an inbound international flight. The initial impression is that the suspect was acting alone and did not have any formal connections to organized terrorist groups, said the official, who is familiar with the investigation. The suspect, identified by a U.S. government official as 23-year-old Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, ignited a small explosive device Friday, shortly before a Northwest flight from Amsterdam, Netherlands, landed at Detroit Metro Airport in Michigan. Passenger Jasper Schuringa told CNN that with the aid of the cabin crew, he helped subdue and isolate Abdulmutallab. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #2 December 26, 2009 Just another lone nutcase. The last one had it in his shoe; This one had it on his leg; They are working their way up the body; Now we just need to look for the next nut with dud explosives in his crotch. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #3 December 26, 2009 Quote Just another lone nutcase. The last one had it in his shoe; This one had it on his leg; They are working their way up the body; Now we just need to look for the next nut with dud explosives in his crotch. Does an explosive ejaculation counts????In that case the next safety procedure would have to be that all male passengers would be forced to rub one out before boarding.... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 December 26, 2009 ... the next safety procedure would have to be that all male passengers would be forced to rub one out before boarding.... Ya mean yer NOT supposed to do that now?!?!? ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 December 26, 2009 Women have a ready made explosives pocket All women are possible terrorists, and should be thoroughly searched before boarding You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 December 26, 2009 Quote Women have a ready made explosives pocket All women are possible terrorists, and should be thoroughly searched before boarding I thought EVERYBODY has a built-in explosive pocket. How explosive it is, depends on what you ate a few hours ago and whether or not you can sneak a match on-board. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #7 December 26, 2009 Quote Quote Women have a ready made explosives pocket All women are possible terrorists, and should be thoroughly searched before boarding I thought EVERYBODY has a built-in explosive pocket. How explosive it is, depends on what you ate a few hours ago and whether or not you can sneak a match on-board. Post that VID I sent you.. talk about hiding something Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 December 27, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Women have a ready made explosives pocket All women are possible terrorists, and should be thoroughly searched before boarding I thought EVERYBODY has a built-in explosive pocket. How explosive it is, depends on what you ate a few hours ago and whether or not you can sneak a match on-board. Post that VID I sent you.. talk about hiding something I'd love to, but I've used up all my forum lives. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #9 December 27, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Women have a ready made explosives pocket All women are possible terrorists, and should be thoroughly searched before boarding I thought EVERYBODY has a built-in explosive pocket. How explosive it is, depends on what you ate a few hours ago and whether or not you can sneak a match on-board. Post that VID I sent you.. talk about hiding something I'd love to, but I've used up all my forum lives. Aint no way I am posting that.... that takes sick and twisted to new levels... although I think a couple people around this site... would be thinkin its nothing new. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #10 December 27, 2009 PM the link.... “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingOsh 0 #11 December 27, 2009 QuoteIs the guy in custody in Detroit a terrorist.he does have one of those scary muslim names...and he tried to light off a bomb...or just another nutter looking for attention. His father was so conernced with his son's fanatical religious views that he contacted US authorities. And he has a scary muslim name... -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky... 0 #12 December 27, 2009 Quote Women have a ready made explosives pocket All women are possible terrorists, and should be thoroughly searched before boarding If you've ever been to divorce court the answer is YES. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky... 0 #13 December 27, 2009 Quote Quote Is the guy in custody in Detroit a terrorist.he does have one of those scary muslim names...and he tried to light off a bomb...or just another nutter looking for attention. His father was so conernced with his son's fanatical religious views that he contacted US authorities. And he has a scary muslim name... According to a redneck white woman who was on the acft in question, she said it was an African American. Just when I thought we were getting away from idiocy.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky... 0 #14 December 27, 2009 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Women have a ready made explosives pocket All women are possible terrorists, and should be thoroughly searched before boarding I thought EVERYBODY has a built-in explosive pocket. How explosive it is, depends on what you ate a few hours ago and whether or not you can sneak a match on-board. Post that VID I sent you.. talk about hiding something I'd love to, but I've used up all my forum lives. Aint no way I am posting that.... that takes sick and twisted to new levels... although I think a couple people around this site... would be thinkin its nothing new. PM linky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #15 December 27, 2009 with that there is no way to avoid full body scans - plus you're not allowed to get up one hour proir to landing, you mustn't have any items on your lap on no fiddling around with your hand luggage - flying is no fun anymore The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky... 0 #16 December 27, 2009 Quote with that there is no way to avoid full body scans - plus you're not allowed to get up one hour proir to landing, you mustn't have any items on your lap on no fiddling around with your hand luggage - flying is no fun anymore And what if someone is able to fabricate a prostetic penis with C4, get thru the scanner with it and be discovered with it. WHat then, junk check? Cavity check? It isn't that far off, just 1 failed attempt. Shoe bomber = shoes off and scanned, lap burner = no lap tops or getting up 1 hr before landing, penis bomber would = penis checks before boarding. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,146 #17 December 27, 2009 Quote with that there is no way to avoid full body scans - plus you're not allowed to get up one hour proir to landing, you mustn't have any items on your lap on no fiddling around with your hand luggage - flying is no fun anymore Do what I did - buy your own plane.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #18 December 27, 2009 Quote you're not allowed to get up one hour proir to landing, They may as well just not sell plane tickets to men over 40 anymore. Same difference. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky... 0 #19 December 27, 2009 Quote Quote you're not allowed to get up one hour proir to landing, They may as well just not sell plane tickets to men over 40 anymore. Same difference. Just install pilot relief tubes at every seat Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #20 December 27, 2009 Quote Quote with that there is no way to avoid full body scans - plus you're not allowed to get up one hour proir to landing, you mustn't have any items on your lap on no fiddling around with your hand luggage - flying is no fun anymore Do what I did - buy your own plane. as much as i like most of what you post, this one is ridiculous BS. sorry. The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,146 #21 December 27, 2009 Quote Quote Quote with that there is no way to avoid full body scans - plus you're not allowed to get up one hour proir to landing, you mustn't have any items on your lap on no fiddling around with your hand luggage - flying is no fun anymore Do what I did - buy your own plane. as much as i like most of what you post, this one is ridiculous BS. sorry. Hey, it works for me. Very rarely do I fly on the airlines any more. Last time I did, I had stuff stolen from my baggage. THAT has never happened on my plane. No screaming babies in the next row, no fat person next to me overlapping my seat, take what I like on board, no TSA hassles, no metal detectors, no X-rays, no baggage claim, no lost baggage. "Ridiculous BS"? Yep, I don't have to put up with "ridiculous BS".... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #22 December 27, 2009 The criminal complaint filing says that PETN was found and that there was a syringe containing (I assume) liquid. Apparently the syringe was smoking. Perhaps he was trying to use the PETN to initiate some sort of liquid explosive, or maybe the other way around. Anyone know any more? Criminal complaint (small .pdf file): http://www.foxnews.com/projects/pdf/C41491001226.pdf "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky... 0 #23 December 27, 2009 Now a passenger causes a disruption at Detriot on an acft on Sunday. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #24 December 27, 2009 Quote Now a passenger causes a disruption at Detriot on an acft on Sunday. My guess is they wouldn't let him go take a whizz. ============ Edit: Late-breaking news. It was a poopie emergency. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34602186/ns/us_news-security/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky... 0 #25 December 27, 2009 Quote Quote Now a passenger causes a disruption at Detriot on an acft on Sunday. My guess is they wouldn't let him go take a whizz. Yea, I would get unruly too Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
