Doctors Speak Out on Health Care Bill

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The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new health care plan being developed by Congress and the Obama Administartion.

The allergists voted to scratch it, but the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea short sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

The psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing while the internists thought it was abitter pill to swallow. The plastic surgeons said,"This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. The anesthsiologists thought the idea was a gas, and the cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, though, the proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the asses in Washington.

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