turtlespeed 226 #1 December 17, 2009 . . . we should DEFINITELY BAN ALL CONDOMS NOW!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #2 December 17, 2009 I have used condoms all my life, well since I was old enough to reasonably use one, and even sometimes dozens of times a week. Although I have never directly been injured, I think that there should be regulation on these things. The government should step in and provide proper handling and usage permits at the very least. I think licenses should be earned only after demonstration of proper technique of application and a practical exam should be given for usage. This mass neglect cannot go on any longer! Condom Regulation NOW! Before you shoot yourself in the face!I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #3 December 17, 2009 I'd've thought that a condom would prevent you from shooting yourself in the face Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,151 #4 December 17, 2009 Quote I'd've thought that a condom would prevent you from shooting yourself in the face Wendy P. You WIN!... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rushmc 23 #5 December 17, 2009 Quote I'd've thought that a condom would prevent you from shooting yourself in the face Wendy P. LOFLYou owe me a keyboard that has been ruined from coffee"America will never be destroyed from the outside, if we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves." Abraham Lincoln Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
headoverheels 334 #6 December 17, 2009 Quote. . . we should DEFINITELY BAN ALL CONDOMS NOW! What a dick head. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 December 17, 2009 QuoteQuote. . . we should DEFINITELY BAN ALL CONDOMS NOW! What a dick head. You know . . . PA is not just a dick piercing anymore.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Southern_Man 0 #8 December 17, 2009 So much for safe sex."What if there were no hypothetical questions?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #9 December 17, 2009 QuoteSo much for safe sex. No No Nooo. We can still have condoms and protect ourselves. We would all just need to be certified by the government before we can operate them. However, you WOULD have to be APPROVED by the government to purchase them. And there would have to be a three day waiting period after you are approved. Of course they will need to be serial-numbered and micro imprinted so that they can track each and every one used.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #10 December 17, 2009 Unfortunately, though, we would not be issued any permits if there was any questionable offences and/or domestic violence when the background check was done.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
guppie01 0 #11 December 17, 2009 YAWN! g "Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?" Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU OMG, is she okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 December 18, 2009 Quote YAWN! g You know - if you open your mouth like that . . .I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
