1969912 0 #1 December 17, 2009 http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sky-News-Archive/Article/200806413527719 "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,230 #2 December 17, 2009 Quotehttp://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sky-News-Archive/Article/200806413527719 I guess she hadn't had the "how to defend yourself against an assailant armed with a sausage" lesson yet. Probably still on bananas.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #3 December 17, 2009 Sure, but you'll never see a headline like, "man storms into office building, kills dozens of co-workers with sausage!" This one sounds like a perverted sex-game gone wrong.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tkhayes 348 #4 December 17, 2009 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #5 December 17, 2009 QuoteSure, but you'll never see a headline like, "man storms into office building, kills dozens of co-workers with sausage!" Dozens dead from food poisoning: http://www.google.com/search?q=dozens+dead+from+food+poisoning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Niki1 2 #6 December 17, 2009 I guess she hadn't had the "how to defend yourself against an assailant armed with a sausage" lesson yet. Probably still on bananas. I once knew a girl who could kill you with a pot roast. I'm still leary of pot roasts. Most of the things worth doing in the world had been declared impossilbe before they were done. Louis D Brandeis Where are we going and why are we in this basket? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 3 #7 December 17, 2009 QuoteQuotehttp://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sky-News-Archive/Article/200806413527719 I guess she hadn't had the "how to defend yourself against an assailant armed with a sausage" lesson yet. Probably still on bananas. Woman killed by banana: http://www-personal.umich.edu/~resapiro/banananews.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #8 December 21, 2009 QuoteDozens dead from food poisoning: http://www.google.com/...+from+food+poisoning That's odd - I read it as "one dead, and dozens sickened." Maybe truth is in the eye of the beholder.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyrider 0 #9 December 21, 2009 ALL Sausage should be OUTLAWED NOW , No One NEEDS to Own Sausage ....No one needs Sausage, Only Police need sausage, ad I intend to start 30 threads proving my point! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 December 21, 2009 Assault with a friendly weapon? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #11 December 21, 2009 Quote http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sky-News-Archive/Article/200806413527719 Jeez! Someone has to warn JohnRich! dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
