skyrider 0 #1 November 4, 2009 A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS. Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her. Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man. "Hi there, little girl, I'm President Obama. What do you have in the basket?" he asked. "Kittens." little Suzy said. How old are they? asked Obama. Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet." "And what kind of kittens are they?" "Democrats," answered Suzy with a smile. Obama was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that the president should return the next day, and, in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens. So the next day, Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS" when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from ABC, NBC, CBS and CNN. Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Obama got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy. "Hello, again," he said, "Id love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away." "Yes sir," Suzy said. "They're Republicans." Taken by surprise, the president stammered, "But... but... yesterday, you told me they were DEMOCRATS." Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #2 November 4, 2009 CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #3 November 4, 2009 We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
georgerussia 0 #4 November 6, 2009 Quote Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know. But today, they have their eyes open." I have to admit that first couple of years being in the country I definitely leaned towards the Republican ideology (and I live in Silicon Valley - not exactly the Republican-friendly place). The thing which changed me is talking to other Republicans - including some here. As I said recently, the most dangerous enemy for Republicans are other Republicans - and this is indeed true. So the story is fine - but as soon as kitten talk to other R-kittens, they wouldn't be Republicans anymore.* Don't pray for me if you wanna help - just send me a check. * Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,176 #5 November 6, 2009 Two guys are sitting around talking about politics. One of them asks the other "So why are you a democrat?" "Because my daddy and granddaddy were democrats," said the other. "What kind of a reason is that? I mean, what if they had been thieves? Would you have automatically been a thief?" "No, in that case I'd have been a republican." =================================== How many republicans does it take to change a light bulb? None. If the liberals would just leave it alone, it will change itself. =================================== "According to a new poll, 42% of Americans say they would vote for Sarah Palin for president in 2012. They also said they'd support her decision to step down in 2013." --Conan O'Brien ================================== Last but not least, from Adlai Stevenson: "I will make a bargain with the Republicans. If they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonD1120 62 #6 November 6, 2009 QuoteTwo guys are sitting around talking about politics. One of them asks the other "So why are you a democrat?" "Because my daddy and granddaddy were democrats," said the other. "What kind of a reason is that? I mean, what if they had been thieves? Would you have automatically been a thief?" "No, in that case I'd have been a republican." =================================== How many republicans does it take to change a light bulb? None. If the liberals would just leave it alone, it will change itself. =================================== "According to a new poll, 42% of Americans say they would vote for Sarah Palin for president in 2012. They also said they'd support her decision to step down in 2013." --Conan O'Brien ================================== Last but not least, from Adlai Stevenson: "I will make a bargain with the Republicans. If they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them." Republicans - Democrats: same, same.Look for the shiny things of God revealed by the Holy Spirit. They only last for an instant but it is a Holy Instant. Let your soul absorb them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
