Robin Hood broke into my apartment last night...

[ridestrong 1]

Robin Hood broke into my apartment last night, trying to rob me... so I shot him in the head.

In his dying breaths he told me he wasn't going to keep any of my stuff, but instead give it to his buddies. This made me feel kinda bad.

But upon his B&E he kicked my dog and I don't tolerate animal cruelty so I put one more between his eyes for good measure.

(this has been a metaphor for -KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY SHIT!)

*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.*
----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.----

[skinnay 0]

Robin hood actually stole from the rich.. he was probably there dropping off your tax break

[ridestrong 1]

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Robin hood actually stole from the rich.. he was probably there dropping off your tax break

Haha... so he was returning what was already taken from me.

*I am not afraid of dying... I am afraid of missing life.*
----Disclaimer: I don't know shit about skydiving.----

[Amazon 7]

Were his merry men with him ..... you never know they might have wanted to have their way with you.

[lawrocket 3]

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Robin hood actually stole from the rich.. he was probably there dropping off your tax break

The rich were the government officials who taxed everyone else into poverty. Your tax break reference would be more accurate than you may know.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[wmw999 2,589]

You sound like you're almost coming in your pants with hope that someone will do that so you can blow him away.

Wendy P.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[champu 1]

"Give us cash! I steal from the rich and give to the poor! I’m trying to be a myth; give us cash!"
"No, I’m not gonna give you cash."
"Go on, I steal from the rich. Are you rich?"
"No, I’m… comfortable."
"That’s no good, I can't steal from the fairly well off and give to the moderately impoverished! That’s not gonna swing, is it?"

[billvon 3,119]

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
galloping through the sward,
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
and his horse Concorde.
He steals from the rich, he gives to the poor,
Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore, Mr. Moore.

. . . .

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
Riding through the night.
Soon every lupin in the land
Will be in his mighty hand
He steals them from the rich
And gives them to the poor
Mr Moore, Mr Moore, Mr Moore.

. . . .

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
Dum dum dum the night.
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
Dum de dum dum plight.
He steals dum dum dum
And dum dum dum dum dum deeee
Dennis dum
Dennis dee
Dum dum dum...

. . . .

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore,
Riding through the woods.
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
With a bag of things.
He gives to the poor and he takes from the rich
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore.

. . . .

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Riding through the land
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Without a merry band
He steals from the poor, and gives to the rich
Stupid bitch.

(Moore reins to a sudden halt and rides over to the camera.)

Moore : What did you sing?

Singers : We sang... he steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Moore : (looking down) Wait a tic ... blimey, this redistribution of wealth is trickier than I thought.

[JohnRich 4]

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You sound like you're almost coming in your pants with hope that someone will do that so you can blow him away.

My oh my, such language from a sweet little girl.

Have you considered that maybe it's a parable for something like government redistribution of wealth?

[thedude325 0]

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You sound like you're almost coming in your pants with hope that someone will do that so you can blow him away.

My oh my, such language from a sweet little girl.

Have you considered that maybe it's a parable for something like government redistribution of wealth?

Oh dear God, Robin Hood is a commie....