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Mayor Bans Police Footchases (Dumbest politician alive)!

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If the citizens of Welford were stupid enough to vote for her, then they deserve her and her stupid policies.



Yup. In a democracy, The People get the government they deserve.

Logically, I guess this forces officers to immediately resort to Plan B: shoot 'em in the back.

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I think it's unfair that if a cop is out of shape, fat, and can't run - to have to watch other cops running quickly after criminals and having the time of their life - breathing and moving

It has to be bad for their self image.

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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The hopes and goals of many a cop just dashed to the side....

Consider this dialogue:


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Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired one gun whilst jumping through the air?
Nicholas Angel: No.
Danny Butterman: Ever been in a high-speed pursuit?
Nicholas Angel: Yes, I have.
Danny Butterman: Have you ever fired a gun whilst in a high speed pursuit?
Nicholas Angel: No!



Now poor Nicholas would have to say "No" to ALL the questions!! [:/]:(

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