Quotes;

[warpedskydiver 0]

In the world of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Do not date what takes a can of Lysol to forget.

Directionally challenged can be bad if you don't know the front from the back.

You think like a sock puppet.

Flannel Mouth!

If your brains were on the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a BB rolling down an eight lane highway.

Never forget to return a favor, good or bad.

No good deed goes unpunished.

Without my rifle I am useless.

He who sleeps on guard duty has no friends.

You look familiar, you have any naked pics of your mom?

Everyone can make a mistake, the smart ones catch it themselves.

Do not be the first one to your own crater.

If your training fails you, aim for your instructors car.

You have no friends under 500 feet. (Henry)

I did not pull low, you were just too high.

If you share, always return it as clean as you borrowed it.