vortexring 0 #26 August 17, 2009 This is honestly hilarious. Do you sincerely believe I'd eat, or have my neighbours eat; any fungi I'm not 100% sure of? Do you also think such advice could work here, or anywhere else in the world for that matter!? Mind-boggling. And you insinuate I'm stupid through your naive interpretation of advice from my post! Of course, of course; somebody (?) will see it as sound advice.....in that case can I also recommend using a hot oven as a more energy and time efficient means of drying ones hair? 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rickjump1 0 #27 August 17, 2009 "I wouldn't know much about Florida blue crab. I don't eat anything boiled alive" Quote Boiling crabs is like boiling crawfish. You put the lid on fast and wear earplugs so their screams don't haunt you. Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vortexring 0 #28 August 17, 2009 My pots have glass lids - I take great delight plopping them in and closely watching them roll about in the boiling water turning pink through their screams. 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFXpert 0 #29 August 17, 2009 Quote My pots have glass lids - I take great delight plopping them in and closely watching them roll about in the boiling water turning pink through their screams. After a shrooming-good appetizer, no doubt.Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vortexring 0 #30 August 18, 2009 Nah, I tested the unknown mushroom toxicity on my dinner guests, remember? 'Hi guys; I discovered these odd mushrooms in the woods today - not exactly sure if they're of either the Ascomycota or Basidiomycota divisions but you'll be fine - I've made them into a soup - fill your boots, I'll have mine after I've watched my lobsters being boiled; the remote for the stereo's right there if you're being disturbed by the screams....'"Oh pleez oh pleez put us back in the sea, oh pleez oaaaAAAAAAARRGH!!!" 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jgoose71 0 #31 August 18, 2009 Quote Quote Most people in the united states don't even know what Abalone is or if they do, they pay a months wage for it. That's because enough people do know about it, and they overharvest California's fishery to effective extinction south of San Francisco. North of there, the recreational (breath hold diving only) fishery is still open, but under constant attack by poaching. Just another reason to move to Alaska when I retire. Not over populated, there for not over harvested. I can live off the land and know how fresh the food is and where it came from."There is an art, it says, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Life, the Universe, and Everything Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #32 August 18, 2009 Quote Just another reason to move to Alaska when I retire. Not over populated, there for not over harvested. I can live off the land and know how fresh the food is and where it came from. With abalone at $50/plate (not pound), no where on earth is safe. The poachers shoot back in Mexico and South Africa. Of course, we're collectively part of the problem. For example, I only want to eat wild salmon. You would want fish farming to be the answer, but it seems like we'll need to start cloning soon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #33 August 18, 2009 QuoteThis is honestly hilarious. Do you sincerely believe I'd eat, or have my neighbours eat; any fungi I'm not 100% sure of? Since you were given a chance to correct and declined to do so, why shouldn't I? We have every sort of nutter on earth here - birthers, deathers, 9/11 nuts, apocalypse predictors, commies ... I sure we have some raw foodies. You're just the fool that will eat anything nature provides. Why would I doubt that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #34 August 18, 2009 Look at his avatar. Do you really think you should take anything he says for granted? I'm not sure he's even human Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #35 August 18, 2009 QuoteQuoteThis is honestly hilarious. Do you sincerely believe I'd eat, or have my neighbours eat; any fungi I'm not 100% sure of? Since you were given a chance to correct and declined to do so, why shouldn't I? We have every sort of nutter on earth here - birthers, deathers, 9/11 nuts, apocalypse predictors, commies ... I sure we have some raw foodies. You're just the fool that will eat anything nature provides. Why would I doubt that? Are you fucking serious? "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rickjump1 0 #36 August 18, 2009 Quote Look at his avatar. Do you really think you should take anything he says for granted? I'm not sure he's even human Wendy P. Nah, he just looks like he tasted grits for the first time. On the other hand, a person can eat bugs on crackers with the right amount of beer and hot sauce. Most of the Brits know their mushrooms, especially pilots. They have a knack for finding them on airfields in the UK.Do your part for global warming: ban beans and hold all popcorn farts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vortexring 0 #37 August 18, 2009 Quote Look at his avatar. Do you really think you should take anything he says for granted? I'm not sure he's even human Wendy P. ...I'd have gotten away with too, had it not been for that pesky Wendy... 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vortexring 0 #38 August 18, 2009 Quote Nah, he just looks like he tasted grits for the first time. It was taken immediately after I swallowed a wasp for the first time. . . 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #39 August 18, 2009 Quote Look at his avatar. Do you really think you should take anything he says for granted? I'm not sure he's even human Wendy P. Like I said, the LCD in this place is pretty fucking low. BTW, you're one of the few human avatars we got, so what can one possibly infer from them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
