Top issues for republicans 2009

[billvon 3,176]

5) Decision over whether Obama is more of a fascist, socialist, terrorist, muslim or Manchurian Candidate

4) The interesting coincidence that all flu pandemics happen under democratic presidents

3) How smart, gorgeous and just all around super Sarah Palin is

2) How hard life is for beauty pageant winners who violate their contracts

And the new #1 top issue for republicans: What Obama puts on his cheeseburger! I mean, can you imagine anything less American than ordering a cheeseburger without ketchup?

"What kind of man orders a cheeseburger without ketchup but Dijon mustard? The guy orders a cheeseburger without ketchup? What is that?" - Laura Ingraham

Next week - Obama's dog craps in the grass near where the Constitution once was! Did you see that? WHY ISN'T THE MEDIA COVERING THIS OUTRAGE?

[Shotgun 1]

Well, Dijon mustard plus no ketchup on a cheeseburger is pretty lame. Did he order arugula on it too?

[quade 4]

I know! The spicy mustard is SO freekin' elitist.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[quade 4]

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Next week - Obama's dog craps in the grass near where the Constitution once was! Did you see that? WHY ISN'T THE MEDIA COVERING THIS OUTRAGE?

Certainly you mean a COPY of the Constitution. I don't think the actual US Constitution has ever been to the White House. I might be wrong, but I don't think it has.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

[rushmc 23]

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5) Decision over whether Obama is more of a fascist, socialist, terrorist, muslim or Manchurian Candidate

4) The interesting coincidence that all flu pandemics happen under democratic presidents

3) How smart, gorgeous and just all around super Sarah Palin is

2) How hard life is for beauty pageant winners who violate their contracts

And the new #1 top issue for republicans: What Obama puts on his cheeseburger! I mean, can you imagine anything less American than ordering a cheeseburger without ketchup?

"What kind of man orders a cheeseburger without ketchup but Dijon mustard? The guy orders a cheeseburger without ketchup? What is that?" - Laura Ingraham

Next week - Obama's dog craps in the grass near where the Constitution once was! Did you see that? WHY ISN'T THE MEDIA COVERING THIS OUTRAGE?

How can they help themselves with all the tingley leg reporters doing soft porn on Obama?

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[kbordson 8]

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Did he order arugula on it too?

It's a veg-a-table.

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Did he order arugula on it too?

It's a veg-a-table.

Yes, a spicy lettuce-type veg-a-table to go with his spicy mustard on his snooty un-American burger.

[justinb138 0]

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Next week - Obama's dog craps in the grass near where the Constitution once was! Did you see that? WHY ISN'T THE MEDIA COVERING THIS OUTRAGE?

Certainly you mean a COPY of the Constitution. I don't think the actual US Constitution has ever been to the White House. I might be wrong, but I don't think it has.

It wouldn't suprise me if even a copy of the Constitution has never been in the White House....

[okalb 104]

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Did he order arugula on it too?

It's a veg-a-table.

You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.

(You may now return to your previously scheduled partisan bickering)

Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana

[skydiver30960 0]

...you dirty RAT...

Elvisio "you can unscrew a lightbulb" Rodriguez

[lawrocket 3]

5) Indeed.

4) Yes. Republicans and Democrats alike tend to forget things like history.

3) doesn't this seem an awful lot like the Dems? Someone has been frequently described as the smartest woman alive for the last 15 years.

2) Yes. Perez Hilton himself has commented about how horrible her breach of contract was.

By the way - the left should have just left it alone. She's gotten more attention that she ever would have gotten. The surest possible way to give a person a platform and importance is to protest her. Good job martyring the broad, lefties.

1) Now, billvon. Even you are stretching at this. Letting the press know that the veep and POTUS are gonne be at this burger joint was not a right wing plot. It was pure showmanship - and legitimately attacked as such.

I don't know if you remember the talk about Nixon liking ketchup on his eggs... By the way, where is PETA? They'd be all over Cowboy W's ass for that stunt.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

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By the way - the left should have just left it alone. She's gotten more attention that she ever would have gotten. The surest possible way to give a person a platform and importance is to protest her.

Yep. If you asked me a few weeks ago to name a beauty queen, I'd have no idea. But now if you asked me, I'd probably be able to remember this woman's name, or something fairly close to it.

As for the cheeseburger thing, it's just silly all around. It's silly for the righties to be making a big deal about it, but it's even sillier for the Dems to be trying to cover up the fact that Obama likes the spicy mustard. I mean, what the hell??? Just let the press take pictures of him with a jar of Grey Poupon next to his burger and be done with it. Anyone who is pretending they're not going to support him because of the type of mustard he eats, probably wasn't supporting him in the first place.

[lawrocket 3]

Grey Poupon on "freedom" fries????? The nerve of you do even suggest that!!!!

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Shotgun 1]

Well, actually I would suggest that he try the awesome German mustard that I have in my fridge - much better than Grey Poupon. But I don't suppose they have that at most burger joints.

[billvon 3,176]

>Good job martyring the broad, lefties.

Yep. A beauty pageant contestant elevated to become a new leader of the republican party - and all based on faux outrage generated by both sides. Who woulda thunk it?

>Now, billvon. Even you are stretching at this.

When the de facto leader of the Republican Party spends time attacking the president for what he puts on his hamburger - you know the GOP has become completely irrelevant. I hope they can get their act together soon; we are not served well by a single party government.

>I don't know if you remember the talk about Nixon liking ketchup on his eggs . . .

Nope, although I remember the stink about Bush I and broccoli, which was equally silly.

> By the way, where is PETA? They'd be all over Cowboy W's ass for that stunt.

Are you kidding? PETA would be all over Obama for ordering a burger in the first place.

[lawrocket 3]

When a beauty pageant contested is elevated to become the biggest villain or the week for honesly answering a question, what the hell?

What suck is that I do not for a second believe that the outrage is fake for lareg portions of both sides.

I do not believe that there was any way she could have answered this question without pissing people off.

I do not believe that if she answered the question the other way that she would be in the same danger of losing her job. You know that the California Bar is holding its annual meeting at the Manchester Grand Hyatt hotel in San Diego. Doug Manchester gave $125k to the Yes on Prop 8 campaign. The Manchester Hyatt is also not unionized.

Thus, the Board of the Bar looked into canceling because of the political stance. Yes, a fucking non-partisan government agency taking a political position. In the end the Bar decided that it would have been a violation of the law to back out - because the deposit isn't refundable and member dues would have to pay it.

I'm pissed, Bill. I voted No on 8. I think 8 is abhorrent. I also think that the Bar has no fucking business whatsoever taking a position in it. This is the bullshit that is going on. That the Bar even sought an opinion on the matter to really try to get out of it is ridiculous.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[freakyrat 1]

Well it seems down here in Texas is where burgers sans ketchup is king.

[happythoughts 0]

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3) doesn't this seem an awful lot like the Dems? Someone has been frequently described as the smartest woman alive for the last 15 years.

That could be disputed if Clinton was a) a woman or
b) alive.

The DEMs have only one hope - that SNL will do
some more comedy and make people quit discussing
issues and facts.

Remember when Clinton lost the Pres bid and Quade said to drop it because it was dead news?
Hmm... like Palin... who isn't running for VP anymore?

All this focus on Palin seems to smack of misdirection. I wouldn't want to discuss the
current administrations programs either...
especially if I had spent the last year attacking the
same agenda when it was exactly what Bush was doing.

There are no issues for the REPs to investigate.
They just grab some popcorn and watch the DEMs implode.

In his four months in office, Obama issued directives
and stated support for almost all of the Bush policies.

Let's review...

Detainees... no trial, no release. or, use of the
military tribunal approach that he scorched Bush over...
...After promising to end all those programs.

Using the McCain tax plan... except for the good parts...
...after putting it on his campaign website about
how bad it was.

Directing his legal counsels to find a legal standing
that allows him to keep the photos secret...
after promising the ACLU that he would
allow access through the FOIA.

If I was a DEM, I'd avoid discussing the issues
like the plague. Let's watch SNL tomorrow night.