How to tell your driver's license is about to be revoked

[AggieDave 6]

This is an easy 2-step process, in, out and BAM your license will probably be revoked and your insurance will drop you.

http://www.browndailyherald.com/car-crashes-into-police-substation-1.1735298

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[jakee 1,648]

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The driver hit a parked vehicle while backing out of the building, according to the report.

Going for bonus points?

Do you want to have an ideagasm?

[riddler 0]

The funny thing is after he ran into the police station, he then backed out and hit a parked car!

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[Andrewwhyte 1]

Nice story in the Brown Daily.

[Krip 2]

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[AggieDave 6]

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The funny thing is after he ran into the police station, he then backed out and hit a parked car!

Which was probably someone's car in the office.

The only way to go bigger would be to run over the mayor's cat and probably have sex with the Chief's daughter.

EDIT: I found this article and thought that SC needed a chuckle today. Everyone seems so much more uptight over the last couple days then usual.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Bolas 5]

There was an episode of CHiPs I saw once with this car full of drunk people that pulled up to the gas pump at the CHP station and started honking their horn thinking they were at a gas station.

The cops came out and acted like service attendants and after pretending to gas up their car, checking the oil, and washing the windows, presented them with a summons and showed them their badges.

Couldn't find the clip but found this:
http://video.aol.com/show/chips

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