warpedskydiver 0 #26 April 27, 2009 Go back to being fearful. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,119 #27 April 27, 2009 >Go back to being fearful. Pot, meet kettle. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #28 April 27, 2009 You obviously do not know me.... People are laughing pretty hard at your statement regarding this. I have done things that might make you soil yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #29 April 27, 2009 QuoteYou obviously do not know me.... People are laughing pretty hard at your statement regarding this. I have done things that might make you soil yourself. This thread is making me soil myself... ROFLPIMPRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #30 April 27, 2009 Glad to be of service. Buy depends, I hear they have a "Brazilian cut" type for you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #31 April 27, 2009 Quote People are laughing pretty hard at your statement regarding this. It's not Billvon's statment that's making me laugh. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #32 April 27, 2009 Whatever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,119 #33 April 27, 2009 >I have done things that might make you soil yourself. Oh yeah? Well, I've used (gasp) OXYGEN! You know, that stuff that you are so afraid of. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #34 April 27, 2009 Quote Quote People are laughing pretty hard at your statement regarding this. It's not Billvon's statment that's making me laugh. Blues, Dave Do you have a brazillian cut too, Dave?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,596 #35 April 27, 2009 QuoteI have done things that might make you soil yourself. Her?Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #36 April 27, 2009 QuoteQuoteI have done things that might make you soil yourself. Her? ATTENTION not just NSFW it's also NSFA! (not safe for anyone)quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #37 April 28, 2009 Quote People are laughing pretty hard at your statement regarding this. Actually Billvon amde quite a few statements in both this thread and the flamethrower thread which made me laugh out loud. Quote I have done things that might make you soil yourself. Please entertain us even further "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #38 April 28, 2009 No thanks but your combined smugness is enough to make me laugh and those that know me are laughing at you as well. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #39 April 28, 2009 Quote >I have done things that might make you soil yourself. Oh yeah? Well, I've used (gasp) OXYGEN! You know, that stuff that you are so afraid of. Bill, I've seen Randy's AFF videos, you can take him at his word.“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #40 April 28, 2009 The speakers corner is fun? What have I been missing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #41 April 28, 2009 Sometimes it's a lot of fun. Remember, it's the internet; you can be whoever you want to be. On here, most people actually think I'm nice Wendy P. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
regulator 0 #42 April 28, 2009 I think youre nice but I wont tell it to your face at the DZ cause I'm afraid you'll kick my ass if I tell you that! ------------------------------------------------------------ [taken out of rhetorical context] Yo what up kid? ah nothing much just did my first 4-way. Really? Yeah it was pretty fun... Wholly shit is that Wendy? Yeah... say shes nice... SAY SHES NICE DAMNIT!!! Why? Because shes a 3rd degree black belt in imagunnakickyoassfool What martial arts method is that? The one you DONT want to mess with Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #43 April 28, 2009 QuoteThe speakers corner is fun? What have I been missing? It's funny to those of us who appreciate wit, irony, and the difference between here and the real world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,119 #44 April 28, 2009 >Sometimes it's a lot of fun. It can be indeed. Often, posts here remind me of some of the more famous comedy sketches: ==================== Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger. Austin Powers: That's not mine. Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers. Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine. Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers. Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby. Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers. ===================== Abbott: Well, let's see, we have on the bags, Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third... Costello: That's what I want to find out. Abbott: I say Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third. Costello: Are you the manager? Abbott: Yes. Costello: You gonna be the coach too? Abbott: Yes. Costello: And you don't know the fellows' names. Abbott: Well I should. Costello: Well then who's on first? Abbott: Yes. Costello: I mean the fellow's name. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy on first. Abbott: Who. Costello: The first baseman. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy playing... Abbott: Who is on first! Costello: I'm asking you who's on first. Abbott: That's the man's name. Costello: That's who's name? Abbott: Yes. Costello: Well go ahead and tell me. Abbott: That's it. Costello: That's who? Abbott: Yes. Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman? Abbott: Certainly. Costello: Who's playing first? Abbott: That's right. Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money? Abbott: Every dollar of it. Costello: All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base. Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy that gets... Abbott: That's it. Costello: Who gets the money... Abbott: He does, every dollar of it. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it. Costello: Who's wife? Abbott: Yes. Abbott: What's wrong with that? Costello: I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name? Abbott: Who. Costello: The guy. Abbott: Who. Costello: How does he sign... Abbott: That's how he signs it. Costello: Who? Abbott: Yes. Costello: All I'm trying to find out is what's the guys name on first base. Abbott: No. What is on second base! ========================== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #45 April 28, 2009 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This horse is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-HORSE!! Wendy P.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #46 April 28, 2009 One does not blaspheme without consequences, young lady. Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,119 #47 April 28, 2009 =================== Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules or took a few liberties with our female party guests -- we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few sick, perverted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg ... isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do what you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America! Let's go, gentlemen! ==================== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,596 #48 April 28, 2009 A horse, nailed to a perch? Big perch!Do you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #49 April 29, 2009 Quote >Sometimes it's a lot of fun. It can be indeed. Often, posts here remind me of some of the more famous comedy sketches: Me too... Quote Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward! Video Operator: Preparing to fast-forward! Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward! Video Operator: Fast-forwarding, sir! Colonel Sandurz: Try here. Stop. Dark Helmet: What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie? Colonel Sandurz: Now. You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now. Dark Helmet: What happened to then? Colonel Sandurz: We passed it. Dark Helmet: When? Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now. Dark Helmet: Go back to then. Colonel Sandurz: When? Dark Helmet: Now. Colonel Sandurz: Now? Dark Helmet: Now. Colonel Sandurz: I can't. Dark Helmet: Why? Colonel Sandurz: We missed it. Dark Helmet: When? Colonel Sandurz: Just now. Dark Helmet: When will then be now? Colonel Sandurz: Soon. Dark Helmet: How soon? Video Operator: It's the moon of Vega. Colonel Sandurz: Good work. Set a course and prepare for our arrival. Dark Helmet: When? Video Operator: At 1900 hours, sir. Colonel Sandurz: By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners. Dark Helmet: Who?! Gotta love imdb.com...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #50 April 29, 2009 Quote No thanks but your combined smugness is enough to make me laugh and those that know me are laughing at you as well. Those that know ME are too... I'm used to it"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
