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Oh sure,Blame Canada.
The fact is these geese claim aboriginal title to the migratory routes along the east coast without regard for national boundaries.



Yeah, but the problem isn't them coming in an out, it's that they're fucking staying here. They're just sitting around everywhere you go - in parks, along the water. And they leave their shit EVERYWHERE. And guess who's stuck cleaning up? The tax payer.
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Dude, the geese are willing to do the jobs that American pigeons don't want to do.



I agree. Those lazy pigeons think they are too good to crap on lawns but the geese are more than happy to in exchange for a few beaks of grass.
But then, I can't remember the last time I saw a goose perched on a statue in a park.
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Ah come on, Canadian, American or Aboriginal Geese it's all the same, it was the pilots fault.
The geese had right of way. I just hope justice is done an the goslings are compensated for
the agony and anguish they are going through of seeing thier parents die in such terrible
manner. This whole thing sucks.

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I just hope justice is done an the goslings are compensated for the agony and anguish they are going through of seeing thier parents die in such terrible manner.



I'm sure they'll be delicious

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I think it's all part of the attempts by Canada to destroy our transportation system. 10,000 years ago they sent glaciers to erode our land. Those glaciers left huge rocks and stones and mud and stuff behind to thwart the automobiles they knew would someday be invented. That didn't work so now they send geese to do the dirty work.
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kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the
object we are trying to hit.

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I think it's all part of the attempts by Canada to destroy our transportation system. 10,000 years ago they sent glaciers to erode our land. Those glaciers left huge rocks and stones and mud and stuff behind to thwart the automobiles they knew would someday be invented. That didn't work so now they send geese to do the dirty work.



No.. ACTUALLy we sent the ice back about 10,000 years ago.. they sent it a long time before that..
From Wiki.
The last glacial period was the most recent glacial period within the current ice age, occurring in the Pleistocene epoch. It began about 110,000 years ago and ended between 10,000 and 15,000 BP. During this period there were several changes between glacier advance and retreat. The maximum extent of glaciation was approximately 18,000 years ago

BUT.. you have to give them credit for the Completion of the Mountain Removal Project in North Dakota about that time..No more mountains.

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I think it's all part of the attempts by Canada to destroy our transportation system. 10,000 years ago they sent glaciers to erode our land. Those glaciers left huge rocks and stones and mud and stuff behind to thwart the automobiles they knew would someday be invented. That didn't work so now they send geese to do the dirty work.



No.. ACTUALLy we sent the ice back about 10,000 years ago.. they sent it a long time before that..
From Wiki.
The last glacial period was the most recent glacial period within the current ice age, occurring in the Pleistocene epoch. It began about 110,000 years ago and ended between 10,000 and 15,000 BP. During this period there were several changes between glacier advance and retreat. The maximum extent of glaciation was approximately 18,000 years ago

BUT.. you have to give them credit for the Completion of the Mountain Removal Project in North Dakota about that time..No more mountains.



Could be that the Great Lakes were the first attempt at a border fence in North America.
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object we are trying to hit.

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