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I've just noticed that the 44th Prez is cack-handed ..... what is the world coming too?



Just wait until he figures out the 44th Prez is black!:|
"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

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I've just noticed that the 44th Prez is cack-handed ..... what is the world coming too?



Just wait until he figures out the 44th Prez is black!:|



He's what? Shit I though my tellie was knackered:)

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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As was Clinton, Bush the elder, Reagan, Ford, Truman and Hoover. So more than one third of the 20th century had a president drawn from the one eighth of humanity who is in our right minds.

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You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.


-Bill "the spaceman" Lee

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Just wait until he figures out the 44th Prez is black!:|




He's what? Shit I though my tellie was knackered:)


I thought Dubya had just stopped washing and eating!.. It must be... 'Cos the ears are the same, and ears don't lie.:S

Mike.

Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable.

Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode.

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I would say far more men have vagina envy..... its amazing what they will do to get near one:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:



Hey everyone knows the best lookin guys are gay.... soooo if you like to look at guys....:$

See I dont have a problem with that...


I am pretty sure ole Karl does not either.. unless it gets out in public.. then its BAD BAD BAD.....:ph34r:

I still wonder who signed off on Guckert getting PRESS Credentials in the White House.. as JEff Gannon....


I wonder also what Guckert HAD on them:o

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I've just noticed that the 44th Prez is cack-handed ..... what is the world coming too?



The last 5 Pres. have been. Us lefty's are the shit.


Fixed it and hope that that run of bad luck has just changed.:P:P

Good luck 'Murca

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

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You can switch off and use the left hand.. then the right hand....... when pounding the ole meat missle.....that way your forearms remain balanced



You can basically switch hands and pick up a half-stroke.
" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

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And what if we're ambidextrous?



Us ambidextrous folks represent an evolutionary advance of humankind.

We can use any pair of scissors, we don't care which side of the column the turn signal lever is on, and we can do that neat trick on the chalkboard where you write with both hands at once.
" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

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