Polar Bears and Global Warming

[Belgian_Draft 0]

I think I'm on to something.
Earth is getting warmer, polar bears are dissappearing. A coincidence? I think not. Polar bears are cold. Very cold. That's why they live in the Arctic regions. These cold bears cool off the air as the winds blow across them. Since there aren't as many polar bears as there used to be, the air is cooled less, hence global warming.
Find out why the bears are dissappearing and you'll solve global warming.

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[J_Cook 0]

See attached.

[Belgian_Draft 0]

Mmmmm....Guinness.
Did you know the Irish dicovered civilization? But then they drank a couple Guinness and forgot where they put it.

HAMMER:
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a
kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the
object we are trying to hit.

[Coreece 190]

Yes...good point, and the bears that are drowning because of global warming only seems to compound the problem exponentially. I suspect it all started when an oil fire melted icefloes causing there to be more water in which to drown.

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[Andy9o8 2]

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I think I'm on to something

Fixed it for you.

Actually, my good man, it's the seals.

Polar bears are hungry. Very hungry. The bulk of their diet are seals. But lately there are fewer seals, so the polar bears' food supply is reduced, thereby reducing the population of polar bears to cool the air as it blows over them. Thereby causing global warming.

Find out why the seals are dissappearing and you'll solve global warming.

[rushmc 23]

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I think I'm on to something

Fixed it for you.

Actually, my good man, it's the seals.

Polar bears are hungry. Very hungry. The bulk of their diet are seals. But lately there are fewer seals, so the polar bears' food supply is reduced, thereby reducing the population of polar bears to cool the air as it blows over them. Thereby causing global warming.

Find out why the seals are dissappearing and you'll solve global warming.

You all are staring to zero in on it. It has to be related to hittiing the baby seals over the heads with base ball bats. Maybe?

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if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
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[Andy9o8 2]

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You all are staring to zero in on it. It has to be related to hittiing the baby seals over the heads with base ball bats. Maybe?

You're not getting into the spirit of it. Let me help you.

It's the baseball bats. The world market is GLUTTED with baseball bats. Now it may be the Chinese that are cranking them out, but nobody's sure. And since little league soccer is rapidly replacing little league baseball in popularity in the US, it can't be the Hondurans (who do play a lot of baseball), because they're all too busy getting their backs wet in the Rio Grande so they can camp in Masterrig's back yard. Anyhoo, the more baseball bats there are, the more cuddly seals get their heads bashed in, so there are fewer seals, so there are fewer polar bears. Which causes global warming.

Find out why there's a glut of baseball bats and you'll solve global warming.

[rushmc 23]

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You all are staring to zero in on it. It has to be related to hittiing the baby seals over the heads with base ball bats. Maybe?

You're not getting into the spirit of it. Let me help you.

It's the bseball bats. The world market is GLUTTED with baseball bats. Now it may be the Chinese that are cranking them out, but nobody's sure. Anyhoo, the more baseball bats there are, the more cuddly seals get their heads bashed in, so there are fewer seals, so there are fewer polar bears. Which causes global warming.

Find out why there's a glut of baseball bats and you'll solve global warming.

Ahhh man, my bad, thanks for helpimg me out!!
But does this them mean we are cutting down too much Hickory?

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[lawrocket 3]

Saying the polar bear population is decreasing is like saying the US is cold today. While plenty of parts of the US are unuasually cold, here in Fresno it is 15 degree ABOVE normal. Folks like Gore point to decreased polar bear numbers in two populations. The HORROR!

Until it is pointed out that several populations INCREASED, which is ignored the way Mann ignored the Little Ice Age and Medieveal Climate Optimum (he wants to show a fucking hockey stick, dammit - truth be damned!!!) It was also pointed out that the decreases were attributable to anthropogenic causes, if overhunting is considered "anthropegenic."

so while I could point to vast swaths of the US to prove that we are cooling abnormally, I would be doign s from shorts and a tee shirt and drinking a Firestone India Pale Ale. Nope - no shoes.

I could similarly point to proof of global warming - and forget about the 2/3 of the country in serious coldness. Aand forget about the three weeks of well below normal temps.

I could spin it either way, I guess. Actually, I think I just did.

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[akarunway 1]

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Mmmmm....Guinness.
Did you know the Irish dicovered civilization? But then they drank a couple Guinness and forgot where they put it.

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[akarunway 1]

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You all are staring to zero in on it. It has to be related to hittiing the baby seals over the heads with base ball bats. Maybe?

You're not getting into the spirit of it. Let me help you.

It's the baseball bats. The world market is GLUTTED with baseball bats. Now it may be the Chinese that are cranking them out, but nobody's sure. And since little league soccer is rapidly replacing little league baseball in popularity in the US, it can't be the Hondurans (who do play a lot of baseball), because they're all too busy getting their backs wet in the Rio Grande so they can camp in Masterrig's back yard. Anyhoo, the more baseball bats there are, the more cuddly seals get their heads bashed in, so there are fewer seals, so there are fewer polar bears. Which causes global warming.

Find out why there's a glut of baseball bats and you'll solve global warming.

FAQ>http://www.imao.us/archives/005053.htmlA: Canadian Club on the rocks."

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[fincher 0]

polar bears are disappearing because obama and rev wright are killing them all because they are white. Everyone knows rev wright hates whitey. Now that Obama is taking over the good reverend is going ahead with his plan to rid the planet of all things white. White sharks are next. The commonly used name, great white shark, implies that they have some kind of supremecy over other sharks. Great white? what? just because they are white they have to be great? God its so racist!!! Kill those white devils!

i'll huff and I'll puff and I'll burn your packing tent down

[rushmc 23]

nice profile......

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[fincher 0]

uhhhh....? thanks?.......you've seen me from the side?

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[tumbler 0]

You build a house. There is a white bear at your house... no matter what direction you choose your house is always facing south. How is this possible?

[lawrocket 3]

Baseball bats? I hope they aren't maple bats!!! Maple bats are dangerous and could injure a bystander baby seal. Actually, do baby seals stand? Maybe a bysitter baby seal.

"Roast em toast em rototill em
Kink em in the heads and watch em squeal
That's the way they make their living
Killing the baby seals."

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[deibido 0]

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It's the baseball bats. The world market is GLUTTED with baseball bats. Now it may be the Chinese that are cranking them out, but nobody's sure. And since little league soccer is rapidly replacing little league baseball in popularity in the US, it can't be the Hondurans (who do play a lot of baseball), because they're all too busy getting their backs wet in the Rio Grande so they can camp in Masterrig's back yard. Anyhoo, the more baseball bats there are, the more cuddly seals get their heads bashed in, so there are fewer seals, so there are fewer polar bears. Which causes global warming.

Find out why there's a glut of baseball bats and you'll solve global warming.

How can you be so short sighted?


Well, the answer becomes plainly obvious once you realize that all those extra baseball bats are ALUMINUM!


What else is made from aluminum?

Airplanes.

And who flies around in airplanes a lot?

Skydivers.

And what do skydivers drink a lot of?

Beer.

And what is beer made from?

Hops and Barley.

And where do Hops and Barley come from?

The ground.

And what else comes from the ground?


Zombies.



Now if we can just find out where all these damn zombies are coming from, we can solve global warming.

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[Amazon 7]

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Skydivers.

And what do skydivers drink a lot of?

Beer.

So its Skydivers we can blame for Global warming.. all that methane gas reasled from 10k up to 13.5k from skydiver ass

[Belgian_Draft 0]

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You all are staring to zero in on it. It has to be related to hittiing the baby seals over the heads with base ball bats. Maybe?

You're not getting into the spirit of it. Let me help you.

It's the baseball bats. The world market is GLUTTED with baseball bats. Now it may be the Chinese that are cranking them out, but nobody's sure. And since little league soccer is rapidly replacing little league baseball in popularity in the US, it can't be the Hondurans (who do play a lot of baseball), because they're all too busy getting their backs wet in the Rio Grande so they can camp in Masterrig's back yard. Anyhoo, the more baseball bats there are, the more cuddly seals get their heads bashed in, so there are fewer seals, so there are fewer polar bears. Which causes global warming.

Find out why there's a glut of baseball bats and you'll solve global warming.

Ah-ha! Now we're getting somewhere! Have you watched a Major League baseball game during the last few years? The bats are being made with a handle so thin that it is the norm to see 3 or 4 shattered bats during a game. The manufacturers must have ramped up production to meet the increased demand, but are turning too many causing a surplus.
So global warming is the indirect result of the bat designers.

HAMMER:
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a
kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the
object we are trying to hit.

[Andy9o8 2]

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You all are staring to zero in on it. It has to be related to hittiing the baby seals over the heads with base ball bats. Maybe?

You're not getting into the spirit of it. Let me help you.

It's the baseball bats. The world market is GLUTTED with baseball bats. Now it may be the Chinese that are cranking them out, but nobody's sure. And since little league soccer is rapidly replacing little league baseball in popularity in the US, it can't be the Hondurans (who do play a lot of baseball), because they're all too busy getting their backs wet in the Rio Grande so they can camp in Masterrig's back yard. Anyhoo, the more baseball bats there are, the more cuddly seals get their heads bashed in, so there are fewer seals, so there are fewer polar bears. Which causes global warming.

Find out why there's a glut of baseball bats and you'll solve global warming.

Ah-ha! Now we're getting somewhere! Have you watched a Major League baseball game during the last few years? The bats are being made with a handle so thin that it is the norm to see 3 or 4 shattered bats during a game. The manufacturers must have ramped up production to meet the increased demand, but are turning too many causing a surplus.
So global warming is the indirect result of the bat designers.

The bat-manufacturing companies are making shoddier bats to cut costs because the economy stinks because Bush got us into a 3-zillion dollar deficit by pissing away our treasure going to war in Iraq. That bastard Saddam is the cause of global warming. Find out who propped-up Saddam during Iraq's war with Iran and you'll solve global warming.

[wildWilly 0]

Polar bears aren't white. They have black skin with white fur.

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[Andrewwhyte 1]

This entire thread is predicated on Newfies using bats to kill seals. The problem is they don't use bats, they use clubs. What do you think of when you think of clubs? That's right Paris Hilton; she is always out at the clubs. PARIS HILTON is the cause of global warming.

[Belgian_Draft 0]

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This entire thread is predicated on Newfies using bats to kill seals. The problem is they don't use bats, they use clubs. What do you think of when you think of clubs? That's right Paris Hilton; she is always out at the clubs. PARIS HILTON is the cause of global warming.

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HAMMER:
Originally employed as a weapon of war, the hammer nowadays is used as a
kind of divining rod to locate the most expensive parts adjacent the
object we are trying to hit.

[StreetScooby 5]

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So its Skydivers we can blame for Global warming.. all that methane gas reasled from 10k up to 13.5k from skydiver ass

At the Ranch, on some days it starts at 3k. Always by 6k.

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[masterrig 1]

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So its Skydivers we can blame for Global warming.. all that methane gas reasled from 10k up to 13.5k from skydiver ass

At the Ranch, on some days it starts at 3k. Always by 6k.

Not too loud, now! The wrong person is going to hear that and want to put a tax on skydivers, just like they want to tax cattle and hogs. Actually, it's Al Gore! Yup! Al Gore and his bunch, blowing all that hot air about global warming. He wants to make sure that he has plenty of fuel for his jet and energy guzzling SUV's and house! Meanwhile, general electric is making a fortune selling energy efficient light bulbs, made by illegals who trampled through my back yard to get to the big cities for the 'real' jobs! They just want you to 'think' it's baseball bats. That is sooo wrong! Tearing away at the greatest game of all, America's pass-time... Baseball! Damn you Al Gore!


Chuck