JohnRich 4 #1 January 7, 2009 News:Jennifer Aniston Catches Burglar at Gunpoint A burglar in Los Angeles chose the wrong celebrity to mess with -- quite literally. Actress Jennifer Aniston and her personal assistant Debi Burke returned to Aniston’s Hollywood Hills home yesterday after a week away to find that thieves had emptied almost everything in the house. Aniston sent her assistant to the local police precinct to file a report while she inspected the piles left behind. As she walked back into the sunroom, a man walked through the back door straight into her, Aniston said. Aniston reportedly held the suspect, 33-year-old Tadd Bruce, at gunpoint and told him to sit on the floor until she decided what to do. "She made this man clean up all the mess he made, piles of stuff, he had thrown out of the drawers and cabi-nets onto the floor," Burke said. When Burke and the police arrived, Bruce complained about being forced to clean the home at gunpoint...Source: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2160226/posts Jennifer Aniston is smoking hot. And now, knowing that she's got the guts to own and use a gun for self defense, she's even sexier than ever before! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #2 January 7, 2009 Unfortunately, this appears to be bullshit. Aside from Aniston being in Cabo, a nearly identical story about another celeb was running around last year. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #3 January 7, 2009 QuoteUnfortunately, this appears to be bullshit. This is what happens when you relly on shaddy sources. John, you should stick with The Sun.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackC 0 #4 January 7, 2009 http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sky-News-Archive/Article/20080641289144 Remarkably similar story. Almost word for word. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #5 January 7, 2009 Quote John, you should stick with The Sun. Funny you should say that - the dailymail has pics of Aniston in her bikini running right now that indicate her being in Cabo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darius11 12 #6 January 7, 2009 She is hot but whats up with her chin? I can't keep thinking Jay Leno I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not." - Kurt Cobain Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #7 January 7, 2009 Quotehttp://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Sky-News-Archive/Article/20080641289144 Remarkably similar story. Almost word for word. Okay, the story may be bogus. But Jennifer Aniston is still smoking hot. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vortexring 0 #8 January 8, 2009 Sure, if you like women who look like men in drag! 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #9 January 10, 2009 Still wondering where this place "Gunpoint" is located. ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #10 January 10, 2009 Quote Still wondering where this place "Gunpoint" is located. In the Bahamas: http://www.gunpointbahamas.com/ Imagine being stuck on that island with Jennifer Anniston... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ltdiver 3 #11 January 10, 2009 Quote Quote Still wondering where this place "Gunpoint" is located. In the Bahamas: http://www.gunpointbahamas.com/ Imagine being stuck on that island with Jennifer Anniston... "Gun Point is Currently Unavailable for Rent" Damn... ltdiver Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #12 January 10, 2009 Quote When Burke and the police arrived, Bruce complained about being forced to clean the home at gunpoint... Why the fuck should he be any different to the rest of us guys?When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #13 January 10, 2009 Quote Sure, if you like women who look like men in drag! She'd do for practice -- save ruining a good one (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vortexring 0 #14 January 10, 2009 Quote Quote Still wondering where this place "Gunpoint" is located. In the Bahamas: http://www.gunpointbahamas.com/ Imagine being stuck on that island with Jennifer Anniston... a bloke in drag? Sorry! 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vortexring 0 #15 January 10, 2009 Quote Quote Sure, if you like women who look like men in drag! She'd do for practice -- save ruining a good one ! & ! 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #16 January 10, 2009 Quote Quote When Burke and the police arrived, Bruce complained about being forced to clean the home at gunpoint... Why the fuck should he be any different to the rest of us guys? Indeed (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vortexring 0 #17 January 10, 2009 Quote Quote When Burke and the police arrived, Bruce complained about being forced to clean the home at gunpoint... Why the fuck should he be any different to the rest of us guys? Hilarious! 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
