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How did Noah save all the salt water fish?

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Were there fish tanks on the ark?

they just swam deeper to the saltier depth
Salt water is more dense than fresh so all they need do is stay below the Halocline.

Provided of course you believe in Noah and the Ark
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Salt water is more dense than fresh so all they need do is stay below the Halocline.



Hey thanks! New word. :)
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I don't question the words of the creator - merely those of his followers..regardless of how said followers call the aforementioned creator.
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Were there fish tanks on the ark?

they just swam deeper to the saltier depth
Salt water is more dense than fresh so all they need do is stay below the Halocline.

Provided of course you believe in Noah and the Ark


With the immense amounts of water coming up from the fountains of the deep and down from the sky and with the resulting turbulence and churned up sediment everywhere that explanation may be a tiny bit oversimplified:P
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Some he dried in the sun, others he froze (using the feezer God gave him), and the rest they ate as they caught them.
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Were there fish tanks on the ark?

they just swam deeper to the saltier depth
Salt water is more dense than fresh so all they need do is stay below the Halocline.

Provided of course you believe in Noah and the Ark


With the immense amounts of water coming up from the fountains of the deep and down from the sky and with the resulting turbulence and churned up sediment everywhere that explanation may be a tiny bit oversimplified:P

um no the belief that a god made it rain for 40 days and 40 night to flood the planet and start over might be a bit oversimplified,
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Were there fish tanks on the ark?

they just swam deeper to the saltier depth
Salt water is more dense than fresh so all they need do is stay below the Halocline.

Provided of course you believe in Noah and the Ark


With the immense amounts of water coming up from the fountains of the deep and down from the sky and with the resulting turbulence and churned up sediment everywhere that explanation may be a tiny bit oversimplified:P

um no the belief that a god made it rain for 40 days and 40 night to flood the planet and start over might be a bit oversimplified,


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Oh jeeze, Jakee, do we have to explain evrything to you?? God didn't make mosquitos. Satan made them to trick us into doubting God. Same way he put all those fossils in the ground that we think are millions of years old, but are really less than 6000 years old. ;)

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Why did he save mosquitos?



Because in his infinite wisdom, he knows more than you.

They pollinate flowers, and serve as food for frogs, fish and birds.

Mosquitos do spread bacteria and viruses, but those are also part of the ecosystem. Without mosquitos, many of these organisms would die out. But those diseases also serve the purpose of culling out weaker animals and strengthening the survivor's natural resistance to these illnesses. With strong resistance or tolerance for these diseases, the species becomes more strong.

Or maybe he wanted to leave them behind, but they followed anyway without his knowledge.

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What happened to all of the water afterwards - Sponges:)



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Noah turned it all into beer and drank it, which caused him to forget where he parked his ark. It is still missing to this day.
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Bible didn't say there were fish tanks. And of course, the Bible is the ultimate authority on everything, so it must be true :S By the way, there are no other planets, because they were not mentioned in the Bible. And America doesn't exist either, since it wasn't mentioned.

I wouldn't be too worried about the salt-water fish. Although the higher waters and the resulting wave action would cause a lot of coral to die within 40 days, and the majority of ocean fish rely on the coral to survive. Still, they probably would have fared OK, since it wasn't too long. And the ocean predators would have loved all the fresh meat.

Even the fresh-water fish probably did OK. Of course the salination would be completely different than today's ocean because all the new water came from rain - those clouds were working pretty hard to flood the entire earth - so it's likely that both fresh and salt water fish could survive a slight difference in the salt content.

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>How much water is there and if it was all in liquid form (no Ice,
>No clouds), How high would the sea level be?

If all the ice in Antarctica melted seas would rise by 200 feet. If Greenland melted they'd rise by another 20. If all the water in the atmosphere was precipitated out you'd get another 2 inches. So worst case it would be under 250 feet of sea level rise. It would flood a lot of the coasts but wouldn't even submerge 20% of the US. Florida, the Mississippi river states and the Southeast would get hit pretty hard though.

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Q: How much water is there and if it was all in liquid form (no Ice, No clouds), How high would the sea level be?



Oh man :o Brits etc. will have really wet feet then ....

In such case, just take a hoover to see us. You're welcome. And hey, I surely will have a fine beach close to my house then .... be my guest

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Sweetie, that would be great but there would be no spare sun beds...... all the Germans would have put their towels on them before every one else gets out of bed:P



P.S We should have a European DZ.Com get together though.... maybe this summerB|


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