miked10270 0 #1 November 21, 2008 http://newsbiscuit.com/article/rare-american-chimp-close-to-extinction-412 Environmentalists in the United States were furious last night that the White House was doing so little to protect endangered species around the world. The exasperated animal campaigners met with President George Bush and told him of their fears for the rare Texan chimp that may disappear completely by next January. ‘Them folks kept talking about this very rare ape, an incredibly close relative to you and me’ the President recalled. ‘They didn’t seem that upset about it because they seemed to keep laughing.’ The President was informed that the so called ‘Bush chimp’ is very stupid and simple, but can do a lot of damage if allowed to do whatever it wants. ‘They said he was going to extinctivized,’ explained the outgoing President. ‘And then they started laughing some more.’ The ‘Texan Bush chimp’ was apparently once seen all over the United States, but has recently been increasingly reclusive. Now it is holed up in one closely guarded East Coast location, although it is not expected to survive far into next year. ‘It’s now officially endangerous’ explained the President. During his briefing on species at risk, a concerned but puzzled looking President Bush was also told about the ‘mules’ giving the ‘elephants’ a really good kicking. ‘But my main concern is that there’s also this thing called a ‘lame duck; the lamest of lame-ducks’ they told me, which everyone can’t wait to see the back of. Poor thing, I’d hate to be that little guy!’ Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #2 November 21, 2008 Worst president ever? Arguable. Dumbest ever? A sure bet. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kelpdiver 2 #3 November 21, 2008 QuoteWorst president ever? Arguable. Dumbest ever? A sure bet. doubtful, by any measure. Certainly not if measured by IQ or education. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #4 November 21, 2008 QuoteQuoteWorst president ever? Arguable. Dumbest ever? A sure bet. doubtful, by any measure. Certainly not if measured by IQ or education. How about if you measure "dumb" by his actions?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #5 November 21, 2008 QuoteCertainly not if measured by IQ or education. Let's measure by communication skills. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #6 November 22, 2008 QuoteQuoteCertainly not if measured by IQ or education. Let's measure by communication skills. Surely you mean speakability? (as opposed to listenation). Anyway, Dubya was voted BEST US President ever by the worlds comedians, satirists & impressionists... Most of whom are slashing their wrists as "Fireproof-Obama" approaches. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #7 November 22, 2008 one of the least respected http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Y_ncOVlDw---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airdvr 210 #8 November 22, 2008 Quoteone of the least respected http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Y_ncOVlDw That video speaks volumes...but not about what you might think. I believe it clearly shows a man who very soon will be out of power, and the other leaders know playing nice with him will have no currency in the future. 6 years ago they were lining up to give him a BJ.Please don't dent the planet. Destinations by Roxanne Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,114 #9 November 22, 2008 > I believe it clearly shows a man who very soon will be out of power . . . . . . and who no longer believes he has to pretend to have any respect for any other world leaders. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #10 November 22, 2008 Quote Quote one of the least respected http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Y_ncOVlDw That video speaks volumes...but not about what you might think. I believe it clearly shows a man who very soon will be out of power, and the other leaders know playing nice with him will have no currency in the future. 6 years ago they were lining up to give him a BJ. Your fearless leader looked down, all the time. He permanently avoided to shake/touch any hand. That's how I see it. (Not that our Angie wants to come too close to him - it was always vice versa between the both of them ) dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #11 November 22, 2008 Quote> I believe it clearly shows a man who very soon will be out of power . . . . . . and who no longer believes he has to pretend to have any respect for any other world leaders. Yes, there's a Splendid-Isolation about Bush in the video. He's not ofering anyone his hand, and no-one is offering him theirs. I'd say it starts with Bush not offering his hand. Then again, perhaps he saw it as: "Go and stand for the photo." While other world leaders (particularly the G-Second-Twelve) wanted to be seen on TV shaking important hands, while the G-Eight wanted to be seen being nice to the emerging hands. Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
