kbordson 8 #1 October 14, 2008 Post your complaints. Are you too short? Too tall? Too smart? Too ignorant? Too British? Too Chinese? Too rich? Too poor? Too fertile? Too childless? Too ...... Tell everyone how the world is so mean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
434 2 #2 October 14, 2008 And you suddenly find out that after more than 5 000 posts? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #3 October 14, 2008 so... are you complaining that I have too many posts? - I should complain that gravity is too high!!! - My bones break too easy (ankle, right arm, left arm, skull fractures) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #4 October 14, 2008 Quote so... are you complaining that I have too many posts? Yes! It's not fair that you have that much free time to post over 5,000 times. My life sucks and it's not fair! I'm a victim I tell ya!If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
434 2 #5 October 14, 2008 I know everything goes to shit soon because I have such a good time at the moment! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lucky... 0 #6 October 14, 2008 Doesn't this belong in Bonfire? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingOsh 0 #7 October 14, 2008 Quote Quote so... are you complaining that I have too many posts? Yes! It's not fair that you have that much free time to post over 5,000 times. My life sucks and it's not fair! I'm a victim I tell ya! There's a bill currently in congress that will take his free time and give it to you. Thus giving you the same opportunities to post. -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookie120 0 #8 October 14, 2008 Quote There's a bill currently in congress that will take his free time and give it to you. Thus giving you the same opportunities to post. I'm sure about 5 billion in pork will have to be attached to get it passed.If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallingOsh 0 #9 October 14, 2008 Quote Quote There's a bill currently in congress that will take his free time and give it to you. Thus giving you the same opportunities to post. I'm sure about 5 billion in pork will have to be attached to get it passed. In a not-so-dramatic move, McCain suspended his campaign again to go support the bill in Washington. Obama quickly followed suit but chose only to vote 'present.' -------------------------------------------------- Stay positive and love your life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #10 October 14, 2008 Quote Post your complaints. You have two legs. Why hasn't anyone intervened and given me another leg? I don't care if you need one...I need one too!So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 October 14, 2008 I'd give you one of mine ... but they are dead short and weedy... Not Marine calibre, that's f'sure. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #12 October 14, 2008 Quote ... Not Marine calibre, that's f'sure. It's okay...I'm in the Army it'll do....So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #13 October 14, 2008 Quote Quote Post your complaints. You have two legs. Why hasn't anyone intervened and given me another leg? I don't care if you need one...I need one too! Quicher bitchin. You got ONE. Besides If I gave you one of mine, the choice of the "fairness" would be too difficult. Should I give you my good one or the one with the foreign grafts and cool metal bits? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #14 October 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Post your complaints. You have two legs. Why hasn't anyone intervened and given me another leg? I don't care if you need one...I need one too! Quicher bitchin. You got ONE. Besides If I gave you one of mine, the choice of the "fairness" would be too difficult. Should I give you my good one or the one with the foreign grafts and cool metal bits? Oooooh...metal bits please, it'll go with the metal bits in the ONE that I DO have...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiver30960 0 #15 October 14, 2008 Or, perhaps in the sake of fairness, we could implement a leg custody order where each of you had the leg in question 50% of the time. You could discuss longer engagements for vacations, and you would split the holidays. You would split the costs of keeping that leg in pant and shoe (both singular). Don't even get me started about the logistics of dividing up the cost of the leg's education... Elvisio "somehow feel dirty" Rodriguez Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pirana 0 #16 October 14, 2008 Quote Doesn't this belong in Bonfire? Allow me to make sure it stays here. You whiny ass fucking bastards (and bitches) should know by this point in your life that your choices have landed you smack dab in the middle of exactly who you are and where you belong. Deal with it in some manner other than by making everything you don't like about your pathetic little inconsequential lives somebody else's fault; while claiming credit for the small morsels of joy you have occasionally experienced while on your way to an inevitable death, after which your past existence will have had roughly the same significance as the ant you stepped on last week. Suck it up, shut up, brush your teeth, comb your hair, put on some clean underwear, and for God's sake stop frittering your day away posting on DZ.COM. On a lighter note; one of my favorite little quips from doing analyst work is that "Your processes are perfectly designed for the results you're generating." A good corollary is that "Your life is the perfect manifestation of what you believe to be true."" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #17 October 14, 2008 Quote Quote ... Not Marine calibre, that's f'sure. It's okay...I'm in the Army it'll do.... If the ARMY intended you to have two legs all the time they would have issued you with spares, now Harden the fuck up princessI personally think life is very fair, MY LIFE ROCKSSociety on the other hand is often extremely unfair, but shit happpensYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #18 October 14, 2008 Quote Quote ... Not Marine calibre, that's f'sure. It's okay...I'm in the Army it'll do.... It's in the post - just take care of it this time (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #19 October 14, 2008 Too busy!When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #20 October 14, 2008 Quote Quote Post your complaints. You have two legs. Why hasn't anyone intervened and given me another leg? I don't care if you need one...I need one too! Can't help with that but I'll give you a hand if needed. Anyway, look on the bright side, if you had another leg you'd have to spend twice as long cutting your toe nailsWhen an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #21 October 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Post your complaints. You have two legs. Why hasn't anyone intervened and given me another leg? I don't care if you need one...I need one too! Can't help with that but I'll give you a hand if needed. Anyway, look on the bright side, if you had another leg you'd have to spend twice as long cutting your toe nails I'd have to learn to count to 20 again too...So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TrophyHusband 0 #22 October 14, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Post your complaints. You have two legs. Why hasn't anyone intervened and given me another leg? I don't care if you need one...I need one too! Quicher bitchin. You got ONE. Besides If I gave you one of mine, the choice of the "fairness" would be too difficult. Should I give you my good one or the one with the foreign grafts and cool metal bits? Oooooh...metal bits please, it'll go with the metal bits in the ONE that I DO have... you are so much nicer than i am, i would have requested a little off the top of each one, oh, and i'll take the part that connects the two. "Your scrotum is quite nice" - Skymama www.kjandmegan.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #23 October 15, 2008 QuoteI'd have to learn to count to 20 again too... You are not really kewl until you can count to 21 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
