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jraf

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I feel mavericky this morning. I think I will watch "Top Gun" and sing Bomb, bomb, bomb..bom,bomb Iran. Then I will go and stall a plane midflight and make it crash. I will go to Brazil, cause maybe I will get laid there and I'll lobby for corrupt financiers and casinos. I feel mavericky this morning, don't you?
jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
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You know you're old when "Maverick" is James Garner

You know you're middle aged when "Maverick" is Tom Cruise in Top Gun

You know you're a little under middle aged when "Maverick" is Mel Gibson

You know you're a political freak with no real life when "Maverick" is (either positive or negative connotation) McCain

We had a car when I was younger that was a Maverick - 3 speed on the column - actually pretty nice

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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I feel even more mevericky today. I think I will undress naked and go running down Orange Avenue. Then I will take a leak on the tire of the campaign bus of "THAT ONE"!

THAT ONE - he is bad. He is subversive. John McCain - son in Iraq. Parah Salin - son in Iraq. Even the traitor Joe Biden has a son in Iraq. And THAT ONE? THAT ONE is so subversive that he only has daughters. He is such an America hater that his daughters are underage. OOOOHHHHH THAT ONE!

HEEEH, HEEEH, ACK ACK, HEEEH, HEEH!
jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

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We had a car when I was younger that was a Maverick - 3 speed on the column - actually pretty nice



Wasn't there a parachute called a "Maverick" too? I think that was what I was renting when I first started jumping.



It's the parachute I had in college. And I have one now in my CrW rig.

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Driving is a one dimensional activity - a monkey can do it - being proud of your driving abilities is like being proud of being able to put on pants

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I feel mavericky this morning. I think I'm going to go kill a moose before brakefast this morning. Kill...in the name of Geeezus....kill in the name of Geeezus. Then I will chase a few witches out of town and maybe burn their houses to the ground...in the name of Geeezus...and fire all inconvenient public safety officers...in the name of Geeezus. Then I will undress and run naked down the main and only street of Wasila...in the name of Geeezus!
jraf

Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui.
Muff #3275

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