Drinking Game for the Debate

[ChasingBlueSky 0]

General rules. Take one drink each and every time

1) either candidate actually answers the question he is asked
2) either candidate directly addresses the other (this rule is null if the format encourages this stuff)
3) either candidate brings up the bailout
4) you feel nauseous

McCain rules. Take the prescribed drinks each and every time McCain

1) says "my friends" (one drink)
2) mentions his stint as a POW (one drink)
3) mentions "experience" (one drink)
4) threatens Iran (two drinks)

Obama rules. Take the prescribed drinks each and every time Obama

1) mentions "change" (one drink)
2) refers to four more years of Bush (one drink)
3) waits ("deliberates") five or more seconds before answering (one drink)
4) threatens Pakistan (two drinks)

Megarules. Drink your entire drink each and every time

1) McCain calls Obama a darkie
2) Obama admits that the surge is working

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[FallingOsh 0]

Geeze, what do you want from me?

With all the fucking rhetoric, double talk, buzzwords, and bullshit, I'll be passed out by 8:15

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[downwardspiral 0]

Now that's how you make a debate fun. Nice!

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[billvon 3,120]

A few stolen from various places on line:

Whenever John McCain says “My Friends”
When Barack Obama shakes his head with dignity
When you clearly see the black abyss of Jim Lehrer’s lifeless doll eyes
When McCain does that creepy smile thing
When Lehrer first says "this was supposed to be a debate about Foreign Policy but . . ."
When McCain says anything about his family
When Obama stutters about some foreign-policy trick question
When McCain makes his first reference to being a prisoner of war
When McCain makes his second reference to being a prisoner of war
When McCain makes his third reference to being a prisoner of war
When McCain makes his fourth reference to being a prisoner of war
When Obama chastises McCain for ducking out of the debate then un-ducking-out
When McCain chastises Obama for not ducking out
When Obama acknowledges that the financial crisis may limit the amount of change his administration can afford
When McCain is unable to remember either the number of mansions or the number of cars he owns
When Obama says "When I was growing up in (insert poor-inner-city-child circumstance here)"
When McCain tries to articulate his new bailout plan

[freeflybella 0]

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When you clearly see the black abyss of Jim Lehrer’s lifeless doll eyes

ROFLMFAO

Action expresses priority. - Mahatma Ghandi

[birdlike 0]

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When you clearly see the black abyss of Jim Lehrer’s lifeless doll eyes

ROFLMFAO

That's the same one that made me laugh!

DOLL EYES!! HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT THAT IS SO FUNNY!!

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