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[vortexring 0]

You weren't a Ski God like myself - and you ask what I fly ! Jeez - a fuckin' Skeeter -how's that?

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[downwardspiral 0]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saro_Skeeter


Dude that thing kicks ass!


Ok all kidding aside....yes I want to know what you flew/fly.


Ski god?

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[vortexring 0]

All you need to konw is that I fly - and that I used to be often arressted too- waliking up hospital hill!

Ask any Reg bloke - he'll know what i mean - and know me too.

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

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WTF Why all the secrecy? Your so proud to be a pilot but ashamed of what you fly? Hmmm interesting.

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[vortexring 0]

I'm proud of fuck all cunty balls - I have my continual overtness covertness for rather obvious reasons.

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[vortexring 0]

It's a British thing - you wouldn't understand.

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[downwardspiral 0]

Your right. I don't understand. Most pilots you can't get to shut up about their machines. You, on other hadn, we can't get to shut up at all.

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[billvon 3,107]

>Most pilots you can't get to shut up about their machines.

What's the difference between a fighter jet and a fighter pilot?

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don't know

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[billvon 3,107]

At the end of the day, the jet stops whining.

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At the end of the day, the jet stops whining.

Hah! that's like....what's the difference between a helicopter and a helicopter pilot? at the end of the day the helicopter's head stops spinning.

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[vortexring 0]

You're being boring - how d'you tell there is a pilot in the room? Don't worry - he'll tell you...and sleeep.

And Skeeter's fuckin' rule!

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[billvon 3,107]

Helicopters don't really fly. They're just so ugly the earth repels them.

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle one day when it lost electrical power. The pilot had no idea where he was, and the ceiling was low enough that he couldn't see anything other than industrial parks and trees below him.

The pilot picked a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.

People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to Seatac, and landed safely.

After the pilot landed he told another pilot what had happened. "Wow!" said the other pilot. "How did their sign help you figure out where you were?"

The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the Microsoft building because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."
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A blonde was taking flying lessons in a helicopter. Her instructor explained the operation of the helicopter, the flight controls, the engine controls and the basic instrumentation. They then took off.

Once off the ground, the instructor handed the controls over to the blonde, who continued the climb. They were passing through 3000 feet when the blonde reached forward and shut down the engine.

The instructor rapidly took control, got the engine started again, and turned back to the airport. "What the HELL did you do that for?" he yelled at her.

"Well, I was getting cold, so I turned off the fan," she said.

[vortexring 0]

Sounds like my first RW sortie!


Besides, my instructor was also from Jordon - he'd fuck up deciding what was left and right!

"Alright Vortexring - everytime you take off, you continually yaw to the right! Why do you do this!? Everytime, I say; don't yaw right! But yet - you still yaw right! Why!?"

Can you imagine my answer!?

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[vortexring 0]

Oh. Bloody hell! Bill has a wee thing for the whirly gig machines! Bill - if I give yer top tips do we have a deal or what?

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[downwardspiral 0]

Had a pilot in my squadron call sign Shot....last name Cummings......seriously

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[vortexring 0]

Rickjump knows a wee bit himself - but he didn't fly the Queeen of the Skies, did yer Rick!?

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

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Had a pilot in my squadron call sign Shot....last name Cummings......seriously

I won't even start on some of the utter dickhead pre-fixed c/s's your loser's had. Like, fuckin', Gunslinger. JHEEZ.

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

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Not in the Marines my friend. At least in the shitter community ours were depracating. We had a female pilot call sign Tailskid thanks to her hitting it on the deck during take off too many times. My call sign was Hippy because I kept my hair as long as regs would allow. Another crew chief's call sign was Meatball because he was....well....a meatball.

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[downwardspiral 0]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMwm9BJYh2I&feature=related

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[vortexring 0]

Love your c/s 'Hippy' bro.

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[downwardspiral 0]

Thanks bro!


Now back to the topic. Are there really no anti-gun folks willing to discuss their desire to leave us all defenseless?

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[kallend 2,146]

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Thanks bro!


Now back to the topic. Are there really no anti-gun folks willing to discuss their desire to leave us all defenseless?

Trying to create a strawman?

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[downwardspiral 0]

Not at all. Seems noone is interested in discussing this topic because there is nothing straw about it. Did you watch the video?

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[kallend 2,146]

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Not at all. Seems noone is interested in discussing this topic because there is nothing straw about it. Did you watch the video?

Yes, she made a pretty damn good case.

There are lots of similar cases that lead to the same conclusion:

Madmen should not be allowed access to guns.

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.