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akarunway

Homeland Security hooks up w/ Sesame Street

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We'll brainwash the little fuckers as soon as they start watching TV. http://www.dcexaminer.com/opinion/blogs/YeasandNays/Homeland_Security_Sesame_Style.html Speaking of which. I live a block from a K-5th grade elementery school in SoCal right now. Yesterday morning they had some outdoor assembly going on. I had to listen to their outdoor speakers blaring the National Anthem, Yankee Doodle Dandy etc. over and over and over. At 7 O' fuckin clock in the morning. Them listen to them give awards for whatever. Kids in Red White and Blue, come up first. WTF?
I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

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You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously.

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