BillyVance 35 #1 September 18, 2008 Come on guys, sometimes you just need a break from all the harping and bitching on here about the political candidates and Obama/McCain/Biden/Palin bashing. So, enjoy and have a laugh or two, or not... The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Not a good sign: I swung by my bank today to make a withdrawal; it's now a nail salon. President Bush has a plan to get us out the financial crisis: In January, he leaves office. Last night, Barack Obama held a fundraiser. It was $28,500 a plate; $28,500! To be fair, it did include an all-you-can-eat salad buffet. I had a great dinner last night: I put on a Barbra Streisand CD, and ordered Dominos. I saved $28,488. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Late Night with Conan O'Brien This week, someone was able to hack into Sarah Palin's Yahoo! e-mail account, because she hadn't taken the proper security measures. So it's official; no one in the Palin family uses protection. Barack Obama attended a fundraiser headlined by Barbra Streisand that raised $9 million. This was historic because it's the most money raised in one night and because it was the first time a black man ever attended a Barbra Streisand concert. John McCain's wife is angry. Cindy lashed out at the ladies of "The View" after the McCains appeared on the show. In response, Barbara Walters said, "She's just mad because I dated her husband during the Civil War." Yesterday in Washington, President Bush met with the cast of the Broadway musical "The Lion King." There was an awkward moment when Bush called Simba his favorite African leader. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson The presidential race is heating up. John McCain has said he will release his medical records by the end of the year. He's not stalling, though. It's just going to take a long time to print them out. McCain and Obama are tied. The polls are saying today that they each have 56 percent. Is it me? I think people are thinking it's like "American Idol"; you can vote as many times as you like. Out on the campaign trail, Hillary Clinton hasn't been mentioning Sarah Palin. She just talks about John McCain. Which is not surprising; she's very good at ignoring the other women. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jimmy Kimmel Live! The stock market crashed again today. This has been one of the worst financial weeks in American history. I was lucky; two weeks ago, I took all my money out of Lehman Brothers and invested it into the Jonas Brothers. As happens in times of financial crises, the price of gold has skyrocketed. By the time the market closed yesterday, the value of Flavor Flav's mouth doubled. It's a bear market; and Sarah Palin is just the lady to shoot it for us."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #2 September 18, 2008 Hey billy... Edit the emails after you cut and paste them from your emails! yes I got that email too She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #3 September 18, 2008 Conan kicks ass. I can't wait till he takes over Leno's spot. And how dumb Andy for leaving Conan's side? Craig Ferguson is pretty funny too. Where's Letterman's quotes?www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 September 18, 2008 Quote Hey billy... Edit the emails after you cut and paste them from your emails! yes I got that email too I don't remember what was in the email body that I copied and pasted, but they came out different on here, and I didn't Preview the post... oops... edited now..."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eeneR 3 #5 September 19, 2008 I believe bullet points.She is not a "Dumb Blonde" - She is a "Light-Haired Detour Off The Information Superhighway." eeneR TF#72, FB#4130, Incauto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
