Green Polar Bears

[1969912 0]

Next they'll be running around in hybrid boats

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,418221,00.html

"Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ."
-NickDG

[lawrocket 3]

I'd blame it on chlorinated water. It always turned my hair green.

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[happythoughts 0]

Polar bears are white because, as the article stated, their hairs are hollow.

My friend had a Samoyed dog with the typical white coat.
They used a "mist machine" to keep the dog cool.
It also developed a light green tint due to the algae.

[Muenkel 0]

Those poor polar bears. Now they have to deal with the embarrasment of a bunch of people who look exactly alike pointing at them and saying 'look at the green polar bears'. There must be an organization out there that deals with building the self esteem of polar bears.

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Chris

[masterrig 1]

A deer's hair is hollow, too. They aren't white.


Chuck

[Skyrad 0]

Spooky

When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca

[wmw999 2,603]

Last night I dreamt I was giving a bath to a green polar bear to wash the color out. I was thinking that it would be really bad to get soap in a polar bear's eyes. Then I got soap in his eyes, but fortunately I woke up before he ate me.

I think I have to read more fluff in the newspapers

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)