BillyVance 35 #1 September 5, 2008 A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?' 'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and Set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.' The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?' 'About a gallon.'"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
d_squared431 0 #2 September 5, 2008 TPM Sister#130ONTIG#1 I love vodka.I love vodka cause it rhymes with Tuaca~LisaH You having a clean thought is like billyvance having a clean post.iluvtofly Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #3 September 5, 2008 Somehow I think this joke will likely migrate to the SC before long.Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,151 #4 September 5, 2008 Two protons walk into a black hole... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #5 September 5, 2008 Ha HA! I fuckin knew it!!! Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #6 September 5, 2008 The first time I heard that joke, it was OJ threatening suicide. So sad it was only a joke. "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyChile 0 #7 September 5, 2008 Quote A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.. The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold Up?' 'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and Set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.' The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?' 'About a gallon.' My first thought was "that guy must've not lived here - he would have known to avoid that traffic if he did" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 September 5, 2008 Quote Somehow I think this joke will likely migrate to the SC before long. I kinda thought it belonged in SC, but I figured I'd give the mods a little work-out every now and then... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
