warpedskydiver 0 #1 August 28, 2008 Well my old friend and ex FIL Frank stopped by yesterday. He told me the old lady next door had purchased a new weed eater to trim the 16 foot wide area behind her condo. Well apparently her arm muscles and hand eye coordination are severly lacking. She was trimming the edges of her flowers for the first time and while she was concentrating on her work, she had not realized her 16yr old cat who is her entire family, walked up to keep her company. The sun was behind her and she saw a shadow so she turned to see what was behind her. She kept her finger on the trigger of the weed eater, and as she turned, she chopped off her cat's tail. Frank rushed over and asked if she wanted him to drive her to the Veterinarian, so that the cat could be treated. She said " Oh hell no, the vet is too expensive" To which Frank replied "what are you going to do?, I can pay for the cats treatment!" She said " Oh helll, I ain't going to the vet, give me a ride to walmart." Frank said "Walmart why the hell would you take your injured cat to Walmart" She said "everyone knows Walmart is the world's leading retailer" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #2 August 28, 2008 Man....I read that.... I'm going to stare at Lance Armstrong for a while... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
warpedskydiver 0 #3 August 28, 2008 Frank is an old Marine, after he quit drinking, his jokes got cleaned up, and suffered badly. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
