JohnRich 4 #26 August 28, 2008 Today's Itinerary - Democratic Convention: 2008 Democrat National Convention Schedule of Events 7:00 pm OPENING FLAG BURNING 7:15 pm PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE TO THE U.N. 7:20 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST 7:25 pm NONRELIGIOUS PRAYER AND WORSHIP - Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton 7:45 pm CEREMONIAL TREE HUGGING - Darryl Hannah 7:55 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST 8:00 pm HOW I INVENTED THE INTERNET - Al Gore 8:15 pm GAY WEDDING PLANNING - Rosie O'Donnell 8:35 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST 8:40 pm OUR TROOPS ARE WAR CRIMINALS - John Kerry 9.00 pm MEMORIAL SERVICE FOR SADDAM AND HIS SONS - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon 10:00 pm ANSWERING MACHINE ETIQUETTE - Alec Baldwin 11:00 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST 11:05 pm COLLECTION FOR THE OSAMA BIN LADEN KIDNEY TRANSPLANT FUND - Barbara Streisand 11:15 pm FREE THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS FROM GUANTANAMO BAY - Sean Penn 11:30 pm OVAL OFFICE AFFAIRS - William Jefferson Clinton 11:45 pm Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST 11:50 pm HOW GEORGE BUSH BROUGHT DOWN THE WORLD TRADE TOWERS - Howard Dean 12:15 am TRUTH IN BROADCASTING AWARD - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore 12:25 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST 12:30 am SATELLITE ADDRESS - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad 12:45 am NOMINATION OF Barack Hussein Obama- Nancy Pelosi 1:00 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST To Obama 1:30 am Ted Kennedy PROPOSES A TOAST To Hillary Clinton 1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home * * * Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #27 August 28, 2008 John, that would be funny if it had been original and maybe not copied and pasted all over the internet a thousand times already. For instance, here it is when it was posted in February. So sad.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,184 #28 August 28, 2008 QuoteJohn, that would be funny if it had been original and maybe not copied and pasted all over the internet a thousand times already. For instance, here it is when it was posted in February. So sad. I think it's a sign of desperation.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #29 August 28, 2008 QuoteQuoteJohn, that would be funny if it had been original and maybe not copied and pasted all over the internet a thousand times already. For instance, here it is when it was posted in February. So sad. I think it's a sign of desperation. It's certainly not a sign of inspiration nor perspiration. It certainly takes neither thought nor work to copy and paste.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,184 #30 August 28, 2008 I only caught part of it, but I though Bill Clinton's speech was right on the mark. Kerry gave a good speech too.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #31 August 28, 2008 Quote I only caught part of it, but I though Bill Clinton's speech was right on the mark. Kerry gave a good speech too. I'll have to confess here that I was at a gig last night and will have to catch it on the DNC web site.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AWL71 0 #32 August 28, 2008 Maybe its old material but it is still funny. You democrats need to learn to laugh at yuorselves... QuoteQuoteQuoteJohn, that would be funny if it had been original and maybe not copied and pasted all over the internet a thousand times already. For instance, here it is when it was posted in February. So sad. I think it's a sign of desperation. It's certainly not a sign of inspiration nor perspiration. It certainly takes neither thought nor work to copy and paste.The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #33 August 28, 2008 QuoteMaybe its old material but it is still funny. You democrats need to learn to laugh at yuorselves... Oh, don't get me wrong, a good "Who's on First" or "Slowly I turned" routine in the right hands is hilarious, it's just that copying and pasting stuff doesn't have any punch left in it if you've already seen it posted a bajillion times already. I think I kinda -do- have a sense of humor. In fact, I go out of my way to keep up with political humor, which is why stuff that's at least 6 months old just doesn't cut it. Hit me with an original joke about something that just hit the news and you'll get a nod from me no matter who it's about.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,133 #34 August 28, 2008 And now, to conform to Willem's equal-time-representation* requirements: 2008 Republican National Convention Schedule of Events ------------------------------------------------------------------ 7:00 pm CEREMONIAL BOMBING OF AN IRAQI WEDDING (televised) (15 minutes for applause) 7:15 pm Hat is passed for lobbyists 7:20 pm DEFENSE OF THE TRADITIONAL FAMILY - Larry Craig 7:25 pm PRAYER FOR A FINAL SOLUTION - Rev. John Hagee 7:45 pm Hat is passed for lobbyists 7:55 pm OUTLINE OF MCCAIN ENERGY POLICY - Ken Lay 8:00 pm GUN SAFETY IN THE 21ST CENTURY - Dick Cheney and Harry Whittington 8:15 pm Hat is passed for lobbyists 8:20 pm GETTING SHOT DOWN (OR, HOW TO SILENCE ALL CRITICS) - John McCain 8:35 pm HOW TO TELL TERRORISTS FROM NON-ARABS - Michael Chertoff 8:40 pm BRIDGE TO THE FUTURE - Ted Stevens 9.00 pm PROTECTING YOUR BOSS NO MATTER WHAT - Scooter Libby (remote transmission) 10:00 pm Hat is passed for lobbyists 11:00 pm IMPORTANCE OF KEEPING THE US MILITARY IN THE MIDDLE EAST FOR ANOTHER 100 YEARS - John McCain, Dmitry Medvedev and Wen Jiabao 11:15 pm INTERNMENT CAMPS - DISASTER OR IDEA BEFORE ITS TIME? - Michelle Malkin 11:30 pm THE LIBERAL SCOURGE, DRUG ABUSE - Rush Limbaugh 11:45 pm Hat is passed for lobbyists 11:50 pm PRESIDENTIAL VACATION PLANNING - George Bush (note - presented by Condi Rice for GWB, who will be clearing brush) 12:30 am Hat is passed for lobbyists 12:45 am Call for NOMINATION OF John McCain 12:50 am Call for NOMINATION OF John McCain 12:55 am Call for NOMINATION OF John McCain 1:00 am The WAKING of John McCain 1:30 am John Mcain is NOMINATED as the Republican Candidate for President (* - I totally made that up) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #35 August 28, 2008 Hey bill, I have a question . . . The Republican party is deeply in bed with the religious right. Do you think that's where they learned to pass the hat?quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
