BillyVance 35 #1 August 25, 2008 I realize not everybody is going to think some of these are funny, but look at it from a humor standpoint. The World’s shortest books.... THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan. Illustrated by Michael Moore MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL by Hillary Clinton Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY By Bill Clinton MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE by Osama Bin Laden THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD by Bill Gates THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY by Dennis Rodman THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE by Al Gore & John Kerry A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES by Dr. J Kevorkian ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE by Mike Tyson THE AMISH TELEPHONE DIRECTORY MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS by O.J. Simpson HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES by Ted Kennedy MY BOOK OF PERSONAL MORALS by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson _______________________________________________ AND, JUST ADDED: Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy! by Nancy Pelosi My Accomplishments in Congress by Barack OBama"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,151 #2 August 25, 2008 Gun Safety, by Dick Cheney Balancing a Budget, by George W. Bush Improve Your Word Power, George W. Bush... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #3 August 25, 2008 My Presidential Successes by George W. Bush On Being Wrong by Marg and Wendy Why I Love Open Source Software by Steve Ballmer Economics From A to Z A publication of the Libertarian Party $10.99Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyChile 0 #4 August 25, 2008 QuoteGun Safety, by Dick Cheney Balancing a Budget, by George W. Bush Improve Your Word Power, George W. Bush Let me try and see it your way by Kallend and RushMC; Foreword by Amazon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #5 August 25, 2008 Fundamental Concepts of Pithy Communication by Birdlike, Lawrocket, and JDC . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adriandavies 0 #6 August 25, 2008 How to Win Friends and Influence People by Gordon Brown (foreword by George W Bush) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #7 August 25, 2008 White Spots on the Wall author- Whoflung Cum Bloody Bedsheets author- Buster CherryMuff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 August 26, 2008 Quote Fundamental Concepts of Pithy Communication by Birdlike, Lawrocket, and JDC Yep. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 August 26, 2008 Good ones, everybody! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdlike 0 #10 August 26, 2008 QuoteQuote Fundamental Concepts of Pithy Communication by Birdlike, Lawrocket, and JDC Yep. Da.Spirits fly on dangerous missions Imaginations on fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdlike 0 #11 August 26, 2008 Quote Let me try and see it your way by Kallend and RushMC; Foreword by Amazon LOL! Coping with the Stress of Caregiving for a Braindead Spouse by Sarah Brady Getting Elected to Congress Without Capitalizing on the Murder of Your Husband by Carolyn McCarthy How to Avoid Losing Money in the Casino Business by Donald TrumpSpirits fly on dangerous missions Imaginations on fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adriandavies 0 #12 August 26, 2008 How to Get Started in Skydiving by Scott Lutz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdlike 0 #13 August 26, 2008 On Choosing Good Movie Roles by Jennifer Aniston Public Restroom Etiquette by Larry Craig Truths I've Told about Guns and Gun Owners by Chuck Schumer City Politics Law and Ethics by Richard Daley Jr.Spirits fly on dangerous missions Imaginations on fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdlike 0 #14 August 26, 2008 I Swear I'm Not Gay: tales of heterosexual conquests I've had by former NJ Governor James McGreevey Uses I Know of for Guns Besides as an Obvious Penis Substitute by Kristen Rand of the Violence Policy Center, foreword by Rebecca PetersSpirits fly on dangerous missions Imaginations on fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pirana 0 #15 August 26, 2008 Egyptian Heroes of the Arab/Israeli Wars Roll Call of the Northern Alaskan Faction of the KKK Memories, by Ronald Reagan" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdlike 0 #16 August 26, 2008 All of the Debates I've Lost to Anti-Gunners by NRA Executive Vice President Wayne LaPierre People Who Have Had Their Guns Taken From Them and Used Against Them Like We Say Always Happens Josh Sugarmann of Handgun Control, Inc. "Assault Weapons": the "choice of criminals" Josh Sugarmann of Handgun Control, Inc. The Complete Guide to Gun Safety: You Can Save Lives Through Proper Training--We'll Tell You How (a sourcebook of the programs made available by the Brady Center) a publication of the Brady Center to Prevent Handgun ViolenceSpirits fly on dangerous missions Imaginations on fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdlike 0 #17 August 26, 2008 Things We, Like, Actually Remebmer from Are Coarses in High School by Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan with a four-word by Britney Spears Prevention of STD Transmission by Pamela Anderson with a foreword by Magic Johnson Things I Ate Last Month by any Ethiopian kid Foods I Have the Willpower to Decline by Rosie O'Donnell Maintaining Your Personal Dignity by John Wayne Bobbitt The Case for My Re-election by Marion Barry The Case for the D.C. Gun Ban by Adrian FentySpirits fly on dangerous missions Imaginations on fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdlike 0 #18 August 27, 2008 How to Appear Sincere and Unrehearsed When Giving Speeches by Barack and Michelle ObamaSpirits fly on dangerous missions Imaginations on fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,151 #19 August 27, 2008 QuoteHow to Appear Sincere and Unrehearsed When Giving Speeches by Barack and Michelle Obama Keeping Track of your Assets by John Sidney McCain III Management by George W. Bush... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pirana 0 #20 August 27, 2008 QuoteHow to Appear Sincere and Unrehearsed When Giving Speeches by Barack and Michelle Obama I'd think that would be a very long book; even in 6 point font and coffee table dimensions." . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #21 August 27, 2008 the english haute cuisine cookbook a comprehensive study of german humor italian hero talesThe universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #22 August 27, 2008 Honesty in Politics By Richard Nixon et al. Cricket Highlights How to train your cat The softly spoken American Creating dinner parties with Spam Downhill ski slopes in Holland (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
birdlike 0 #23 August 28, 2008 QuoteQuoteHow to Appear Sincere and Unrehearsed When Giving Speeches by Barack and Michelle Obama I'd think that would be a very long book; even in 6 point font and coffee table dimensions. Well, they'd have a lot to say about it, possibly, but the fact (for me) is that for all the technique they may think they have, all they ever seem to do is be feigning sincerity. But I guess they could write a long book of tricks they employ, themselves, to try to get people to think they're sincere.Spirits fly on dangerous missions Imaginations on fire Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #24 August 28, 2008 Quote the english haute cuisine cookbook grrrrrrrrrrr . How's y'pigs trotters and cabbage diet going (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feuergnom 29 #25 August 28, 2008 better than your mint-flavoured absurdities in beef The universal aptitude for ineptitude makes any human accomplishment an incredible miracle dudeist skydiver # 666 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
