George W. Bush Presidential Library

[SpeedRacer 1]

The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room , which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.

The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.

The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location,complete with shotgun gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

The 'Decision Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.

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[AWL71 0]

Don't forget the "Putin" room. The room where you look someone in the eyes and then misjudge their character.

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

[christelsabine 1]

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Don't forget the "Putin" GWB room. The room where you look someone in the eyes and then misjudge their character.

No. He's no chimp.

Fixed it for you as that's something the world knows.

dudeist skydiver # 3105

[AWL71 0]

So you support Putin's decision to invade Georgia? Yea, that Putin is a real boy scout.

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.

[christelsabine 1]

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So you support Putin's decision to invade Georgia? Yea, that Putin is a real boy scout.

What I do support or not is not the question here. And none of your biz. I just know whom your glorious leader(s) did invade.

I doubt that there is much insight about ongoing issues between Georgia and Russia in *your* side.

dudeist skydiver # 3105

[BillyVance 35]

And they'll double the national debt just building the damn place.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Muenkel 0]

I have to admit that that was very funny.

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Chris

[FreeflyChile 0]

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The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room , which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.

The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.

The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location,complete with shotgun gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

The 'Decision Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.

And the place will only be actually open for business a small part of the year.

[Muenkel 0]

I just wondered if there was one of those lists for Bill Clinton. He certainly provided us with enough material.

Anyone notice that Jay Leno took over the 'Tonight Show' in '92 and is retiring in '09. I think he figures that after the Clinton and Bush presidencies, he'll be out of material.

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Chris

[quade 4]

Written 3 weeks ago.

http://futurecam.com/pdf/Presidential%20Library%20Sketch.pdf

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[Amazon 7]

Hmm does it count as a repost when its on another website though

[kallend 2,184]

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Hmm does it count as a repost when its on another website though

It wasn't even the same text!

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[quade 4]

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Hmm does it count as a repost when its on another website though

If you're talking about -my- piece, posted on my "private" web site . . . uh . . . I'd hardly count that as a repost.

If you're talking about the original post in this thread, I don't recall that post being made before, but maybe.

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[happythoughts 0]

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I just wondered if there was one of those lists for Bill Clinton. He certainly provided us with enough material.

The Clinton library has a humidor and really soft carpet.

[quade 4]

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I just wondered if there was one of those lists for Bill Clinton. He certainly provided us with enough material.

The Clinton library has a humidor and really soft carpet.

One may go so far as to say the humidor IS the really soft carpet.

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[NickDG 23]

Bush is well read, so I'm sure there will be a room full of all the great literary works . . .

NickD

[kallend 2,184]

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Bush is well read, so I'm sure there will be a room full of all the great iterary works . . .

NickD

Why would he need those when God talks directly to him?

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The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one.

[NickDG 23]

I should talk, I fixed it now, but I spelled it iterary!

NickD

[happythoughts 0]

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Bush is well read, so I'm sure there will be a room full of all the great literary works . . .

NickD

The Clinton "library" is in Arkansas.
It must be so confusing.

[Ian84 0]

Kind of reminds me of the Derek Zoolander Centre For Kids Who Don't Read Good And Want To Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.

[akarunway 1]

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The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room , which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.

The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.

The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location,complete with shotgun gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

The 'Decision Room' complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments.

Fuck. Too funny. Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[JohnDeere 0]

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I just wondered if there was one of those lists for Bill Clinton. He certainly provided us with enough material.

Anyone notice that Jay Leno took over the 'Tonight Show' in '92 and is retiring in '09. I think he figures that after the Clinton and Bush presidencies, he'll be out of material.

At least Bushes wont have an All Adult section like Clintons The first one!

Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

[Amazon 7]

Gee another right wing drive by.... against blow jobs....you guys crack me up if it was not so sad....

Perhaps if someone was paying some attention to the presidential wood.. ( assuming he can even get it up) we would not be at war in Iraq.... if he was other wise.. occupied.

[JohnDeere 0]

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Gee another right wing drive by.... against blow jobs....you guys crack me up if it was not so sad....

Perhaps if someone was paying some attention to the presidential wood.. ( assuming he can even get it up) we would not be at war in Iraq.... if he was other wise.. occupied.

I love it when you dont reply to my post, instead you ramble on about republican this conservastive that We can always count on you to dodge the subject!

Nothing opens like a Deere!

You ignorant fool! Checks are for workers!

[Amazon 7]

PSSST... we were talking about the George Bush Library...last time I checked he is in the Grand Old Party that aint so grand anymore since they became the Party of Morality....OOOPS.. they fucked up on that one too...