SpeedRacer 1 #1 August 11, 2008 Since the Apocalypse is coming up soon, and since many of us here are Americans, I think we should do the typical American thing & commercialize the hell out of it. Who's got ideas for souvenirs, or T-Shirts/coffee cup slogans? We need to get this started now, because after the Anti-Christ shows up we will not be allowed to buy or sell anything without first getting the Mark of the Beast, and we don't want that. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #2 August 11, 2008 Does everything come with a lifetime guarantee?"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #3 August 11, 2008 QuoteDoes everything come with a lifetime guarantee? Yeap... my watch... when the main spring goes, it slashes your wrist. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 August 11, 2008 Possible end times scenario: http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/features/armaged.htm Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #5 August 11, 2008 I Survived The RaptureMath tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #6 August 11, 2008 "Will I See You In Hell?" Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #7 August 11, 2008 Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #8 August 11, 2008 How about a Miracle Quick 'n Easy Mark-of-the-Beast Removal Kit? That would probably sell. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #9 August 11, 2008 I'm cashing in on that action! http://www.cafepress.com/cp/customize/product.aspx?clear=true&number= 293419438Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #10 August 12, 2008 My wife needs a new car so I'm already driving around behind those bumperstickers that say "in event of rapture, car will be unoccupied". Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #11 August 13, 2008 Well one ship has already sailed. The lady behind me tonight at the supermarket was buying "The idiot's guide to the end of days." I wish I just made that up, but I didn't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #12 August 25, 2008 Not sure if I should start another thread or not, but: I've been surfing the web & found many sites where people who believe in this Imminent Apocalypse stuff have posted that "Bill Clinton will be our last president!" or "Al Gore will be our last president!" or "George W. Bush will be our last president (this time for sure!)" Now I'm seeing websites that say "Obama will be our last president!" In the Bill Clinton/ Gore predictions we get the usual crap about how they will sell America out to the UN, which will become the One World Government, black helicopters, take away our guns, bla bla bla bla. But because the internet has only been in widespread use since the mid-90s, I can only go back as far as Clinton. I wonder if there were as many people before the 90s saying "So&so will be our last president before the Apocalypse!" and do these people ever get tired of being wrong all the time? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andrewwhyte 1 #13 August 25, 2008 1984 man, that's the end of the world. The planets all line up then. No wait the great planet line up is in 1992, that's the end of the world. I read that during the run up to the end of the first millenium there was a lot of talk of the end of days. I am pretty sure that whoever wrote the Book of Revelations wasn't thinking 2000+ years. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #14 August 25, 2008 What would Chuteless do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #15 August 25, 2008 QuoteWhat would Chuteless do. That's exactly what I was wondering."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #16 August 25, 2008 Quote What would Chuteless do. He would wait until just before the predicted deadline and then move it back a bit. Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
christelsabine 1 #17 August 25, 2008 Quote What would Chuteless do. Self-adjusting (himself) .... dudeist skydiver # 3105 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vortexring 0 #18 August 25, 2008 Last time I remember you talking about the apocalypse/Armageddon you were on about starting a cult or something - didn't it work out? 'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #19 August 25, 2008 hairyjuan probably beat me to it. armageddon t-shirt: http://shop.cafepress.com/design/25848543 Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #20 August 25, 2008 Quote Quote What would Chuteless do. He would wait until just before the predicted deadline and then move it back a bit. We can expect a new adjustment in the next few months or so. Currently, we have until Sept '09. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
