Should the UK ban drunken women?

[Andy9o8 3]

http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/07/27/drink.plane.ap/index.html

Passenger tries to open plane door mid-flight

Two drunken British women went on a rampage on a charter plane,
hitting one flight attendant with a bottle of vodka
and trying to open a cabin door as the aircraft was
cruising over Austria at 10,000 meters (32,800 feet), police said Saturday.

[ErricoMalatesta 0]

Ladettes on a plane.
Ladettes at 30000 feet.
Executive ladette.
Ladettes, trains and automobiles.
Ladette of the phoenix.

and so on and so forth.

[akarunway 1]

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http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/07/27/drink.plane.ap/index.html

Passenger tries to open plane door mid-flight

Two drunken British women went on a rampage on a charter plane,
hitting one flight attendant with a bottle of vodka
and trying to open a cabin door as the aircraft was
cruising over Austria at 10,000 meters (32,800 feet), police said Saturday.

Damnit Jim. When did my daughter move to the UK. And I wonder if the vodka bottle was a mini or a litre. And did the girl have her rig on when she tried to open the door?

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[vortexring 0]

This problem could be quite easily solved in future with powerful remote control doors. When some dickheads trying to open it, every one is told to sit and strap on. Door quickly opens, dickhead gets sucked out, preferably with a loud Slurp!. Door immediately closes. Easy!
As for drunken women in the UK...I wish I could link this incident I once watched. It's kicking out time and a drunk chav-scum couple are gobbing off at the police and paramedics from an earlier incident. The male chav-scum gets arrested with the female chav-scum screaming away like a fucking witch! Anyway, she storms off in her high heels, walks a couple of steps, slips on the cobbles, and visibly snaps her lower leg!! She goes down, squealing like a pig. Brilliant!

So as for a ban? Who knows - how are ugly men supposed to score then?

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[akarunway 1]

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This problem could be quite easily solved in future with powerful remote control doors. When some dickheads trying to open it, every one is told to sit and strap on. Door quickly opens, dickhead gets sucked out, preferably with a loud Slurp!. Door immediately closes. Easy!
As for drunken women in the UK...I wish I could link this incident I once watched. It's kicking out time and a drunk chav-scum couple are gobbing off at the police and paramedics from an earlier incident. The male chav-scum gets arrested with the female chav-scum screaming away like a fucking witch! Anyway, she storms off in her high heels, walks a couple of steps, slips on the cobbles, and visibly snaps her lower leg!! She goes down, squealing like a pig. Brilliant!

So as for a ban? Who knows - how are ugly men supposed to score then?

$$$$$$$$

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[likearock 2]

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http://www.cnn.com/2008/WORLD/europe/07/27/drink.plane.ap/index.html

Passenger tries to open plane door mid-flight

Two drunken British women went on a rampage on a charter plane,
hitting one flight attendant with a bottle of vodka
and trying to open a cabin door as the aircraft was
cruising over Austria at 10,000 meters (32,800 feet), police said Saturday.

Anyone account for the whereabouts of these two women?

[shropshire 0]

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[birdlike 0]

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This problem could be quite easily solved in future with powerful remote control doors. When some dickheads trying to open it, every one is told to sit and strap on. Door quickly opens, dickhead gets sucked out, preferably with a loud Slurp!. Door immediately closes. Easy!
As for drunken women in the UK...I wish I could link this incident I once watched. It's kicking out time and a drunk chav-scum couple are gobbing off at the police and paramedics from an earlier incident. The male chav-scum gets arrested with the female chav-scum screaming away like a fucking witch! Anyway, she storms off in her high heels, walks a couple of steps, slips on the cobbles, and visibly snaps her lower leg!! She goes down, squealing like a pig. Brilliant!

So as for a ban? Who knows - how are ugly men supposed to score then?

You're gonna remain secretive about how you do it?

Or is it that you just don't?

Spirits fly on dangerous missions
Imaginations on fire

[pirana 0]

I wonder if she waited for the red light, and then hollered "DOOOR!"

Protocol ya know.

" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

[jakee 1,611]

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I wonder if she waited for the red light, and then hollered "DOOOR!"

Wouldn't have thought so - no-one yells door in the UK. We figure the sudden temperature drop and roar of wind noise will probably let people know it's open.

Do you want to have an ideagasm?

[Conundrum 1]

Yes, because only women get drunk and do stupid shit.

[vortexring 0]

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This problem could be quite easily solved in future with powerful remote control doors. When some dickheads trying to open it, every one is told to sit and strap on. Door quickly opens, dickhead gets sucked out, preferably with a loud Slurp!. Door immediately closes. Easy!
As for drunken women in the UK...I wish I could link this incident I once watched. It's kicking out time and a drunk chav-scum couple are gobbing off at the police and paramedics from an earlier incident. The male chav-scum gets arrested with the female chav-scum screaming away like a fucking witch! Anyway, she storms off in her high heels, walks a couple of steps, slips on the cobbles, and visibly snaps her lower leg!! She goes down, squealing like a pig. Brilliant!

So as for a ban? Who knows - how are ugly men supposed to score then?

You're gonna remain secretive about how you do it?

Or is it that you just don't?

You're right - I don't. Although I once scored with a godess about 11 or so years ago. She was smart, and kind, and...well, take it from me, she was perfect!

So I married her. And we have 2 beautiful little kids. And we're still happily married. Usually.

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'