He ventured forth to bring light to the world

[warpedskydiver 0]

He ventured forth to bring light to the world.


The anointed one's pilgrimage to the Holy Land is a miracle in action - and a blessing to all his faithful followers

And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.
The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.
When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”
In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary, wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites.
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And so it was, in the fullness of time, before the harvest month of the appointed year, the Child ventured forth - for the first time - to bring the light unto all the world.
He travelled fleet of foot and light of camel, with a small retinue that consisted only of his loyal disciples from the tribe of the Media. He ventured first to the land of the Hindu Kush, where the
Taleban had harboured the viper of al-Qaeda in their bosom, raining terror on all the world.
And the Child spake and the tribes of Nato immediately loosed the Caveats that had previously bound them. And in the great battle that ensued the forces of the light were triumphant. For as long as the Child stood with his arms raised aloft, the enemy suffered great blows and the threat of terror was no more.
From there he went forth to Mesopotamia where he was received by the great ruler al-Maliki, and al-Maliki spake unto him and blessed his Sixteen Month Troop Withdrawal Plan even as the imperial warrior Petraeus tried to destroy it.
And lo, in Mesopotamia, a miracle occurred. Even though the Great Surge of Armour that the evil Bush had ordered had been a terrible mistake, a waste of vital military resources and doomed to end in disaster, the Child's very presence suddenly brought forth a great victory for the forces of the light.
And the Persians, who saw all this and were greatly fearful, longed to speak with the Child and saw that the Child was the bringer of peace. At the mention of his name they quickly laid aside their intrigues and beat their uranium swords into civil nuclear energy ploughshares.
From there the Child went up to the city of Jerusalem, and entered through the gate seated on an ass. The crowds of network anchors who had followed him from afar cheered “Hosanna” and waved great palm fronds and strewed them at his feet.
In Jerusalem and in surrounding Palestine, the Child spake to the Hebrews and the Arabs, as the Scripture had foretold. And in an instant, the lion lay down with the lamb, and the Israelites and Ishmaelites ended their long enmity and lived for ever after in peace.
As word spread throughout the land about the Child's wondrous works, peoples from all over flocked to hear him; Hittites and Abbasids; Obamacons and McCainiacs; Cameroonians and Blairites.
And they told of strange and wondrous things that greeted the news of the Child's journey. Around the world, global temperatures began to decline, and the ocean levels fell and the great warming was over.
The Great Prophet Algore of Nobel and Oscar, who many had believed was the anointed one, smiled and told his followers that the Child was the one generations had been waiting for.
And there were other wonderful signs. In the city of the Street at the Wall, spreads on interbank interest rates dropped like manna from Heaven and rates on credit default swaps fell to the ground as dead birds from the almond tree, and the people who had lived in foreclosure were able to borrow again.
Black gold gushed from the ground at prices well below $140 per barrel. In hospitals across the land the sick were cured even though they were uninsured. And all because the Child had pronounced it.
And this is the testimony of one who speaks the truth and bears witness to the truth so that you might believe. And he knows it is the truth for he saw it all on CNN and the BBC and in the pages of The New York Times.
Then the Child ventured forth from Israel and Palestine and stepped onto the shores of the Old Continent. In the land of Queen Angela of Merkel, vast multitudes gathered to hear his voice, and he preached to them at length.
But when he had finished speaking his disciples told him the crowd was hungry, for they had had nothing to eat all the hours they had waited for him.
And so the Child told his disciples to fetch some food but all they had was five loaves and a couple of frankfurters. So he took the bread and the frankfurters and blessed them and told his disciples to feed the multitudes. And when all had eaten their fill, the scraps filled twelve baskets.
Thence he travelled west to Mount Sarkozy. Even the beauteous Princess Carla of the tribe of the Bruni was struck by awe and she was great in love with the Child, but he was tempted not.
On the Seventh Day he walked across the Channel of the Angles to the ancient land of the hooligans. There he was welcomed with open arms by the once great prophet Blair and his successor, Gordon the Leper, and his successor, David the Golden One.
And suddenly, with the men appeared the archangel Gabriel and the whole host of the heavenly choir, ranks of cherubim and seraphim, all praising God and singing: “Yes, We Can.”

[rushmc 23]

I posted the link to this in another thread. Did not get one reply directly to it


Nailed it quite well dont you think?

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[sfc 1]

How ironic, the neocon ultra-right wing fascists religious extremists comparing Obama with Jesus.

I have news for you, he is going to rise on the third day and become our next president so you better get used to it.
At least it will allow you to replace the CDIF record, it is so worn out now you need something new. [

[rushmc 23]

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How ironic, the neocon ultra-right wing fascists religious extremists comparing Obama with Jesus.

I have news for you, he is going to rise on the third day and become our next president so you better get used to it.
At least it will allow you to replace the CDIF record, it is so worn out now you need something new. [

Do you happen to know the source?

It is not from the US

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[sfc 1]

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How ironic, the neocon ultra-right wing fascists religious extremists comparing Obama with Jesus.

I have news for you, he is going to rise on the third day and become our next president so you better get used to it.
At least it will allow you to replace the CDIF record, it is so worn out now you need something new. [

Do you happen to know the source?

It is not from the US

You should ask the original poster, but it would not be the first time that the neocon ultra-right wing fascists religious extremists (NUWFRE) have plagiarized other peoples words for their own ends.

[rushmc 23]

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How ironic, the neocon ultra-right wing fascists religious extremists comparing Obama with Jesus.

I have news for you, he is going to rise on the third day and become our next president so you better get used to it.
At least it will allow you to replace the CDIF record, it is so worn out now you need something new. [

Do you happen to know the source?

It is not from the US

You should ask the original poster, but it would not be the first time that the neocon ultra-right wing fascists religious extremists (NUWFRE) have plagiarized other peoples words for their own ends.

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[mnealtx 0]

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How ironic, the neocon ultra-right wing fascists religious extremists comparing Obama with Jesus.

I have news for you, he is going to rise on the third day and become our next president so you better get used to it.
At least it will allow you to replace the CDIF record, it is so worn out now you need something new. [

And maybe the leftie moonbats will shut up with the IABF, too?

I thought the commentary was pretty damn funny - pretty indicative of how the media is lionizing him, too.

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[warpedskydiver 0]

I did not claim to write it, and actually do not know who the author is, I just though it quite amusing, and clever.

[rushmc 23]

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/gerard_baker/article4392846.ece

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[akarunway 1]

And meanstwhile John Edwards was in L.A. fuckin some skank and really fuckin up the gameplan.

I hold it true, whate'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.

[SpeedRacer 1]

WTF? Ann Coulter said that John Edwards is gay!

Speed Racer
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[Andy9o8 2]

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pretty indicative of how the media is lionizing him

Nonsense.

http://www.watchingamerica.com/images/JesusObama.jpg


http://tinypic.com/2i7kzzr.jpg

http://rhymeswithright.mu.nu/archives/images/st-obama-of-assisi.jpg

http://files.blog-city.com/files/aa/2370/p/f/obama_savior.jpg


Oh - couldn't resist this one -

http://www.needlenose.com/images/RepubJesus.jpg

[mnealtx 0]

What news network are those from, pray tell?

I said MEDIA, not webblogs. I could probably find 100 blogs depicting him exactly how he was satirized in the OP but without the satire.

Hell, I could probably find 100 posts here in speakers corner lionizing him like that, too.

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[rushmc 23]

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pretty indicative of how the media is lionizing him

Nonsense.

http://www.watchingamerica.com/images/JesusObama.jpg


http://tinypic.com/2i7kzzr.jpg

http://rhymeswithright.mu.nu/archives/images/st-obama-of-assisi.jpg

http://files.blog-city.com/files/aa/2370/p/f/obama_savior.jpg


Oh - couldn't resist this one -

http://www.needlenose.com/images/RepubJesus.jpg

So this is your media?

"America will never be destroyed from the outside,
if we falter and lose our freedoms,
it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
Abraham Lincoln

[birdlike 0]

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How ironic, the neocon ultra-right wing fascists religious extremists comparing Obama with Jesus.

I have news for you, he is going to rise on the third day and become our next president so you better get used to it.

Why's it ironic? You're demonstrating right here that his followers look at him like he is the second-coming. So I'd say the "right-wing religious extremists" have pretty much pegged what Obama and his zealots think he is.

Spirits fly on dangerous missions
Imaginations on fire

[sfc 1]

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How ironic, the neocon ultra-right wing fascists religious extremists comparing Obama with Jesus.

I have news for you, he is going to rise on the third day and become our next president so you better get used to it.

Why's it ironic? You're demonstrating right here that his followers look at him like he is the second-coming. So I'd say the "right-wing religious extremists" have pretty much pegged what Obama and his zealots think he is.

Do you know what irony and satire are?