Triggonomics (Gay - eromics more like)

[vortexring 0]

WTF? If he's over in the UK/Me stateside; can I kick his head in, and be done with his utterly sad and gay clothing range?

Fuckin' clothes for utter losers or what? Advertised on the fuckin' DORKZONE!

I might as well introduce my Vortexring clothing range. I'll bite yer nose off!

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[downwardspiral 0]

I don't like his clothes either but they don't make me want to kick him in the head...that's one clothing designer that will kick you back.

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[vortexring 0]

Doubt it - more likely he'll close into CQB to prevent damage, which will only allow me to bite his nose off.

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[billvon 3,133]

>I'll bite yer nose off!

Now there's a slogan for a clothing company!

"We'll bite yer nose off"
"Fucking clothes for utter losers"
"Buy this shirt 'fore I kick yer sorry ass"

[vortexring 0]

"We'll bite yer nose off and swallow it" could top all three of your choices.

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[warpedskydiver 0]

Trousers for Tossers?
Knickers for Knuckleheads?
Frocks for Fags?
T-shirts for Tranny's?

[vortexring 0]

It's pathetic! Ah, happiness would be viewing this dickhead trying to sell his wear in glasgow...

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[warpedskydiver 0]

The wee lads would have to hose off their boots when done.

It would be ugly.

[vortexring 0]

Aye, it would. Anyway, are you going to send me the patent of yer WCI brake or what? I still doubt it'll fit!

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[warpedskydiver 0]

The 5.56mm NATO tactical model is only 1" diameter, so it will fit, it will stick out from the bbl only 1/8" as it is only slightly fatter than the bbl itself.

Use it in good health.

But use the Juice dispenser if possible.

[vortexring 0]

PM!

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[riddler 0]

More things that will make you popular:

Putting some background into posts so that people know what the hell you're ranting about. Few people in the world know who "trigg" is, fewer people care, and I'm guessing only a handful of strange children want to buy his clothes.

Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD

[vortexring 0]

On the day of the post his clothing range was being heavily advertised here. It made me laugh in actual fact.

Try and get over it though, it may well infringe upon your popularity.

'for it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' "chuck 'im out, the brute!" But it's "saviour of 'is country" when the guns begin to shoot.'

[Kennedy 0]

http://www.triggonomics.com/

It really is pretty sad that whether it's "for the street," "for the club," "for the gym," or "for the girls," all he's got is some goofy loookin t-shirts and a few pairs of panties.

You'd think some hard-core I'm-a-badass MMA fighter would at least have a few items that can be used for fighting, training, or in the gym. Even one I've never heard of before today.

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