billvon 3,109 #1 June 9, 2008 Let's see the democratic apologists refute THIS one! When Obama won the nomination, he bumped fists with his wife. E.D. Hill of FOX News asked the really important question: "A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab?" Now, I'm not saying that it _was_ a terrorist fist jab, as E.D. Hill postulated. But it certainly means that it MIGHT be a terrorist fist jab, and we should demand a full and complete investigation into the issue, lest we elect a terrorist-fist-jabbing candidate to the presidency. The people have a right to know! It's just another in the many questions about Obama that his supporters have no answer for. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n23x 0 #2 June 9, 2008 His last name is one letter away from Osama! That's the guy that made us invade Iraq! His middle name is Hussein! That's the last name of the guy that made us invade Iraq! He's brown! Just like all the people in Iraq! Face it, Bill. Until he can get a farmer tan, type with 5th grade spelling, grammar, and general logic, and say "ya'll", a good portion of people (at least from the south) are going to be terrified of him. .jim"Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
idrankwhat 0 #3 June 9, 2008 Quote Let's see the democratic apologists refute THIS one! When Obama won the nomination, he bumped fists with his wife. E.D. Hill of FOX News asked the really important question: "A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab?" Now, I'm not saying that it _was_ a terrorist fist jab, as E.D. Hill postulated. But it certainly means that it MIGHT be a terrorist fist jab, and we should demand a full and complete investigation into the issue, lest we elect a terrorist-fist-jabbing candidate to the presidency. The people have a right to know! It's just another in the many questions about Obama that his supporters have no answer for. Sickening. Just sickening. It was obviously a veritable slap in the face of all of the veterans who have lost limbs in the war. Damned anti military, America hating, terrorist sympathizing elitist. I mean what other possible reason could he possibly have for celebrating in such a manner? Oh yea, . Come on, fess up. There are a few of you who started nodding your heads just a little when you read that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royd 0 #4 June 9, 2008 I thought the whole thing was a little strange. Why didn't she just give him a high five? I think it's some sort of private signal that means,"Now, we've got them where we want them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,109 #5 June 9, 2008 > I think it's some sort of private signal that means,"Now, we've got them > where we want them." No, I think it means "let's kill all the Republicans." I mean, that's why skydivers do it; they want some conservative guy to die. (Little known fact!) Top Ten Republican Interpretations of Obama's Gesture: 10) Terrorist Fist Jab 9) Let's Raise Taxes on Conservatives Fist Jab 8) No More Religion Fist Jab 7) Mandatory Gay Marriage for All Fist Jab 6) Affirmative Action Forever Fist Jab 5) We're Secretly Going to Give the Presidency to Bill Clinton Fist Jab 4) Outlaw Bowling and NASCAR Fist Jab 3) Destroy All that is Good in the World Fist Jab 2) Secret Muslim Cabal Fist Jab 1) Let's Turn the Country Over to Al Qaeda Fist Jab Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n23x 0 #6 June 9, 2008 Quote 4) Outlaw Bowling and NASCAR Fist Jab I can see why the conservatives on this board could be concerned! .jim"Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
councilman24 37 #7 June 9, 2008 Just means they've been watching too much Deal or No Deal. What the hell is a terroist fist jab?I'm old for my age. Terry Urban D-8631 FAA DPRE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #8 June 9, 2008 You are joking right?When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,109 #9 June 9, 2008 > You are joking right? She really did say that. I just found out someone is starting a "terrorist fist jabbers for Obama" movement. I like it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #10 June 9, 2008 This thread has devolved into what I will refer to in future as "a silly billvon social thread".We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #11 June 9, 2008 Quote Top Ten Republican Interpretations of Obama's Gesture: 10) Terrorist Fist Jab 9) Let's Raise Taxes on Conservatives Fist Jab 8) No More Religion Fist Jab 7) Mandatory Gay Marriage for All Fist Jab 6) Affirmative Action Forever Fist Jab 5) We're Secretly Going to Give the Presidency to Bill Clinton Fist Jab 4) Outlaw Bowling and NASCAR Fist Jab 3) Destroy All that is Good in the World Fist Jab 2) Secret Muslim Cabal Fist Jab 1) Let's Turn the Country Over to Al Qaeda Fist Jab ---------- See also: http://www.fisting.com/ (NSFW) "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royd 0 #12 June 9, 2008 Quote4) Outlaw Bowling and NASCAR Fist Jab More aptly known as the, "Let's get rid of all sports that make me look like an idiot" fist jab. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1969912 0 #13 June 10, 2008 But seriously... If that FOX News guy really said that, he's an idiot, and deserves major mega ridicule. Note that I said the FOX News guy deserves ridicule, not Republicans..... "Once we got to the point where twenty/something's needed a place on the corner that changed the oil in their cars we were doomed . . ." -NickDG Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #14 June 10, 2008 QuoteBut seriously... If that FOX News guy really said that, he's an idiot, and deserves major mega ridicule. Note that I said the FOX News guy deserves ridicule, not Republicans..... Agreed - I'll be waiting for Bill's post ridiculing virtually ANY episode of Countdown(*). (*): I'll be waiting...but I sure won't hold my breath.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Samurai136 0 #15 June 10, 2008 QuoteJust means they've been watching too much Deal or No Deal. What the hell is a terroist fist jab? http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1812102,00.html One might also credit germaphobics for the fist bump's popularity. Deal or No Deal host Howie Mandel reportedly adopted the gesture as a friendly way to avoid his contestants' germs. Gosh, what would happen if Obama took this kind of greeting to a G8 summit meeting? Do you think Putin is hip enough?"Buttons aren't toys." - Trillian Ken Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #16 June 10, 2008 This wouldn't happen to be the same fist jab everybody does on the airplane, somewhere between getting our helmets on and opening the door for jump run ? Golly, I never knew I was jumping with so many terrorists. Come to think of it, I never knew I was a terrorist, but I guess I've jabbed a fist or two myself (oh boy....). See y'all in Gitmo, I guess.... Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,109 #17 June 10, 2008 > This wouldn't happen to be the same fist jab everybody does on the airplane . . . It's related. While Obama is using a plain vanilla terrorist fist jab, we're using an _extreme_ terrorist fist jab. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #18 June 10, 2008 BADASS!!!!! When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erroll 80 #19 June 11, 2008 Quote This thread has devolved into what I will refer to in future as "a silly billvon social thread". At the risk of turning this into another devolution thread, I suspect it started out as a 'silly billvon social thread', rather than having devolved into one. One might say it was designed to be a silly thread. Given that Bill is widely regarded as quite intelligent, could this be an example of intelligent design right before your very eyes? Is this not proof that devolution is a fallacy after all? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #20 June 11, 2008 Quote could this be an example of intelligent design right before your very eyes? LOL We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChasingBlueSky 0 #21 June 11, 2008 All at once the funniest thing I've seen the media say, and the saddest._________________________________________ you can burn the land and boil the sea, but you can't take the sky from me.... I WILL fly again..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,109 #22 June 11, 2008 >I'll be waiting for Bill's post ridiculing virtually ANY episode of Countdown(*). I will be happy to ridicule it. Now what's Countdown? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n23x 0 #23 June 13, 2008 Alright, I had to ressurect this thread for two points: 1.) Bush Senior uses terrorist gesture! 2.) Holy shit, they literally do not have a brain among them at fox. .jim"Don't touch my fucking Easter eggs, I'll be back monday." ~JTFC Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,109 #24 June 13, 2008 In a classic FOX moment today, a reporter was talking about the recent Supreme Court decision to uphold Habeas Corpus while the tagline read "Deadly Mistake." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #25 June 13, 2008 I read an article Sen. Obama wrote for Foreign Affairs. The grammar was just like the article's content - at the high school level at best. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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