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Four docs attending a conference are chatting it up and bragging about their abilities.

Israili doc: Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man and put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.

German doc: That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person and put it in another and have him looking for work in four weeks.

Russian doc: In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart from one person and put it in another and have both of them working in two weeks.


Texan doc: Y'all are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House for eight years and half the country is looking for work.
" . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley

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