pirana 0 #1 May 23, 2008 I know we have some "alternative" thinkers here, and thought others might enjoy this post from a forum at the Bad Astronomy/Universe Today (Baut) website. At the end is a fellow poster's response on what is missing. Some member mentioned something about "Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory", so I decided to present it for ya; WARNING:WOO FOLLOWING, do not take anything of this seriously or your brain will asplode Ladies and Gentleman, I present the Great Grand Unified Conspiracy Theory (GGUCT) to you! It encompasses every woo conspiracy theory that you can imagine in just one thing, The Great Holy WOO Its tenets are the following; 1.Every single conspiracy theory that you can/cannot think of is right and everyone who don't belive it is a secret goverment agent who want to hide Truth TM from you. 2.Goverment is evil. 3.Companies are evil. 4.Everyone who objects to your silly claims is a fascist and a goverment foot licker. 5.Every single bad thing in the human history has happened because of a SECRET CONSPIRACY. 6.WTC was destroyed by secret goverment Y-ray laser (those rays with infinite wavelenghts recovered from Rosvelt remains of an alien spaceship from Planet X) and everyone who saw otherwise was given a secret mind altering radiation isotope of LSD. 7. Kennedy was in fact assasinated not by gunshot from a man named Oswald, but by a shapeshifting lizard alien what come from the hollow Earth working for Jewish Communist Illuminatis who wanted to kill Kennedy because he was going to disclose Truth TM that the Planet X will go through the Solar system in 2012 and that it orbits around a Dark Star that will go around here at FTL speed and end us all. 8.The Earth is hollow and growing, everyone who says otherwise is a close minded evil goverment fascist and it is an undisputable scientific fact with no evidence. 9.Every person who works in a goverment institution is in fact an evil shapeshifting lizard man from Iota Draconis. 10.Moon has pyramids, plants and alien spaceships on it andMoon landing was a hoax. 11."The Face" is REAL and THE MGS IMAGE WAS FABRACATEEEEED!!!!!!! 12.Mars is inhabited by 2 meters tall humanlike aliens with blonde hair and shining blue eyes. 13.Elvis was an alien from Planet X who came back home, his body was just a decoy. 14.Princess Diana's death was caused by spacetime changing electroferrotelepatic aliens from the Sun what is is fact a shining icy cold iron sphere that produces light and heat due to a plutonic substance called W00. 15.UFOs as alien ships, ghosts, zombies are real and Earth is only 6000 years old in fact, IT IS SCIENTFICALLY PROOVEN! 16.The Tunguska event was caused by an angry angel descending from the sky with a firey sword to punish the heathen unbeliving Russian Siberian trees. 17.Everuone who don't belive all of this is EVILEVILEVILEVILGOVERMENTGOVERMENTGOVERMENT....... Nice try, but needs work. You need some Mayans, Chemtrails, Star Bursts (the candy), Natalie Wood, Nixon, the Russians, Easter Island stone heads, vaccines, Bill Gates, the Military-Industrial Complex, several different wars, Free Masons, Muslims, Catholics, the Bushes, the Clintons, the Kennedys, the Rockerfellers, the Queen, the UN, Global Warming, the drug companies, the oil companies, Lindburgh, the CIA, the NSA, NASA, NASCAR, MLB, Area 51, Area 52, Stanley Kubrick, and of course, the members of BAUT." . . . the lust for power can be just as completely satisfied by suggesting people into loving their servitude as by flogging them and kicking them into obedience." -- Aldous Huxley Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #2 May 23, 2008 http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=2754913;search_string=tin%20foil%20hats;#2754913 Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 May 23, 2008 You've been reading about the FBI in the DB Cooper thread, haven't you? "I could prove that xxxx was Cooper, except that the FBI... - will not release The Key Piece of Evidence - will not follow up on the (meaningless) information that I sent them... every frikkin' day... - is suppressing evidence - intentionally destroyed evidence as part of a cover up conspiracy." Kennedy was seeing Marilyn Monroe. Joe DiMaggio was the guy on the grassy knoll. Jealous husband. Sometimes, the most obvious answers are the truth. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #4 May 23, 2008 Bullshit One of the better things on the internet.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
