labrys 0 #1 May 17, 2008 Thought I'd share :-) I got up this morning at about 6am. Put on a pot of coffee.... read some emails. Browsed dz.com.... Drank some coffee... took a shower.... walked my dog. Tried to eat the last banana I had left... too many brown mushy spots to make it edible.... dog wouldn't touch it. Trashed it. More coffee Went to work.... tried my best. Took off a little early to deal with problems with getting a title for a car I just bought. Got yelled at by a stressed out BMV employee for no obvious reason other than I didn't know where to go to get the actual title for the car. Decided to cut the guy some slack and not complain. He looked stressed. Went home and weeded a plot for a vegtable garden. Felt a little energetic and also got the soil turned and ready to plant. Took another shower. Poured a whiskey and soda. Browsed dz.com again. Yes folks, another depraved, immoral day in the life of a homosexual. This lifestyle is kicking my ass. Where the hell do I go to get converted?Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #2 May 17, 2008 Converted to what? I am sure I can assist Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #3 May 17, 2008 Quote Converted to what? I am sure I can assist Uh... well... that "mistress" part of your email address is pretty interesting Never mind.... Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #4 May 17, 2008 I don't know if it was coincidence or deliberate, but your post brought this to mind: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZez_k4vAzU"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #5 May 17, 2008 Only deliberate in that the song just lays an average day out there the title was a good fit for the feeling I had when I posted.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,120 #6 May 17, 2008 >walked my dog. Where's the part about converting small children to your militant gay agenda? Or is that only on the first Tuesday of the month? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #7 May 17, 2008 Two showers in one day? That's seriously depraved. I'm not even going to go into the banana eating thing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Royd 0 #8 May 17, 2008 What does one's sexual orientation have to with everyday bs? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #9 May 17, 2008 QuoteWhat does one's sexual orientation have to with everyday bs? We have a weiner, kids.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #10 May 17, 2008 Oh oh... now you have gone and done it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chinagirl 0 #11 May 17, 2008 How dare you pretend to lead a normal life like us heterosexuals?!?!? Sounds boring though. That should be immoral in itself!! ~Built for Abuse www.skydivethefarm.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,488 #12 May 17, 2008 QuoteWhere's the part about converting small children to your militant gay agenda? C'mon Bill, everyone knows that only gay teachers have that agenda.Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #13 May 17, 2008 QuoteTried to eat the last banana I had left... Pervert! . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 May 17, 2008 Quote Quote Where's the part about converting small children to your militant gay agenda? C'mon Bill, everyone knows that only gay teachers have that agenda. Them and the Vatican's Vulturous Villains. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #15 May 17, 2008 ...weeded a plot for a vegetable garden. Felt a little energetic and also got the soil turned and ready to plant. Quote What? No interior decorating!? Poser! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #16 May 17, 2008 QuoteNo interior decorating!? Poser! Ummmm.. I'm a lesbian. I'm not allowed to decorate. I'd lose my card.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #17 May 17, 2008 QuoteWhere's the part about converting small children to your militant gay agenda? I'm not on that committee. I'm on the "subvert American moral values" team.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindsey 0 #18 May 17, 2008 Where the hell do I go to get converted? I met a guy not too long ago who could *potentially* convert you. He and I didn't really work out...lol. But still....-- A conservative is just a liberal who's been mugged. A liberal is just a conservative who's been to jail Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #19 May 18, 2008 QuoteQuoteWhere's the part about converting small children to your militant gay agenda? I'm not on that committee. I'm on the "subvert American moral values" team. See people! First we let them marry, and now, they are hanging out with dogs.... The slope is here and now...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #20 December 3, 2008 bump Today I went to a party and ate some really yummy little shrimp wrapped in bacon. It was the most anti-Levitican thimg I've done in years. Except for this one time.... at band camp.....Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #21 December 3, 2008 Hmm now there is a theme party just waiting to happen... How many of the Levitican Laws can be broken at one party...foods.. varieties of sex.... varieties of cloth... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miked10270 0 #22 December 3, 2008 Quote ... the Levitican Laws can be broken.... "A Man who lies with another Man should be stoned!" I heard the unedited version went on to say; "It helps to be relaxed, that's all I'm saying." Mike. Taking the piss out of the FrenchAmericans since before it was fashionable. Prenait la pisse hors du FrançaisCanadiens méridionaux puisqu'avant lui à la mode. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
okalb 104 #23 December 3, 2008 Your day only looked like that because you are not married. If we let you marry another woman everything changes. From that point on you will spend your day trying to undermine straight couples and convert their kids to your gay ways. I know it's true. A friend of a friend of my cousin said that in her church they said so.Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like a banana Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #24 December 3, 2008 LOL! We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #25 December 4, 2008 Good one.Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
